Billy the Child

Billy the Child

@billytc.bsky.social

purveyor of assorted smoky flavors https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:mmvzpoxc64ycakorhzum7iqu/feed/aaal3b3tch6u2

1,952 Followers 407 Following 2,860 Posts Joined Oct 2023
10 minutes ago

I underestimated the volume. The overlap of pride and disgust is intoxicating.

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2 hours ago

I've been traveling with family for 2 weeks. Just got home. I have pent up energy to get out. It's gonna come out in long, thick ropes. Thought I'd log on and let you all know first. Have a great day.

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1 month ago

Fun story: When I first heard this song in 2006, 2007, 6 7 hahaha, I derived the best Halloween costume ever. I thought of it at the time as Jim Morrison wearing an Aquarman costume, but it kinda blended with Will Farrell's "More Cowbell" look. Great Halloween. My beer belly really paid off finally.

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1 month ago

You guys wanna see my snowbanks? My long, girthy snowbanks? I shoveled them hard today. So hard.

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1 month ago

Made me laugh too. Don't be sorry.

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1 month ago

I was conditioned.

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1 month ago

What'd i do? You can't prove anything in court.

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1 month ago

Weird Reflections, the title of my life story but mostly what just happened in the windows of my house when a random car passed by.

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1 month ago

I don't log on here much but I've never logged on to lie.

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1 month ago

Fuck yeah. Only mine was labeled "Thomas' world famous butt cream" in a prescription jar from a pharmacy in the town where I grew up and I know it was a pharmacy grift but I'm not kidding I had that shit for 25 years. Now I have kleenex in my ass.

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1 month ago

Ceiling fan.

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1 month ago

I currently have a sheet of lotioned tissue paper in my ass crack because I have a rash and they confiscated my usual butt cream after the fire. Am I sharing too much?

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1 month ago

Lately I've been really into music mashups. "Who cares?" you ask. Go fuck yourself, that's who.

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1 month ago

Ok I've thought about it for awhile and I'm ready to call it. Chances his dad wrote this song and not him are 99.999%.

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1 month ago

See this is why I deactivate I can't shut the fuck up

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1 month ago

I was never on myspace, in case anyone is torturing themselves trying to place me. Just icq and aol online.

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1 month ago

Might fuck around and make some movie magic.

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1 month ago

The bad thing about remodeling your house that no one talks about is the loss of places to hide your various nicotine products.

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1 month ago

My gums are receding. I don't wanna talk about it.

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1 month ago

Sometimes I wish someone would give me encouragement on social media. I can't text this shit to my friends and family. I've tried, they get upset.

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1 month ago

Splooging wisdom all over your braincrack.

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1 month ago

I'm free tonight, who wants to roleplay ICQ and cyber?

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1 month ago

I always eventually make a fool of myself. Better here where we're all fools.

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1 month ago

Those days are sadly gone, I'm afraid. Take care too.

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1 month ago

I'm as fine as I ever was. Thanks for asking though.

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1 month ago

I'm going through something. I know no one cares, I'm just documenting.

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1 month ago

Ok so I keep thinking I just need to listen to this song on repeat until I'm sick of it, you know, but I've been listening to this song since 1982.

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1 month ago

For now

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1 month ago

You probably also never got asked to pair up by a taller than you girl wearing a black belly sweatshirt with the neon green letters XXX on her shirt at a roller rink during a 1980's couples only skate. Your loss.

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1 month ago

Also you don't recognize timeless music.

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