Billy the Child

I dance naked around the room unable to see because of the chicken bucket on my head as you launch ice cubes at me using your panties as a makeshift slingshot oops wrong chat

Can I say something?

I guess so. May I borrow a tweezers, I have a sliver.

Any out of state kids that came around here with that duck duck goose shit faced relentless passive-aggressive mockery.

Better get used to it, you're one of us now.

Has anyone told you about this yet?

The Girl with the Luis Guzmán Tattoo

Might fuck around and start earning 6 figures a month using chatgpt in 3 simple steps.

She texted "thnak you" and I just can't get over it, we're done.

I smell like it too.

I'm gonna give it to you straight and just keep pounding.

I'll try anything once, kitten.

Love those two.

I don't know but there was jizz everywhere.

I only do what the angels tell me.

Faith makes all things possible so stick with atheism, dummy

Angels told me to repost this.

You're pretty. I'm gonna call you Moonglitch.

I'm gonna start confronting people and aggressively demanding to know why they followed me here.

Duck and Cover: Two mismatched southwestern Utah detectives are forced to work together circa 1953. Do not steal this idea.

I'm horny.

Doggystyle³

Medusa? That's easy, doggystyle. Next question.

Please pray for me, I want a golf cart to drive around my lake place with a little trailer to haul things.

She wants nothing to do with me. Why is that so hot?

The sky is so pretty when the air is deadly.

Be-Bop-a-Lula is a terrible name for a baby.

I think about you when I exacerbate.

This just keeps getting hotter. Tell me more.