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bitch tried to steal my fucking charger

it’s getting closer now

i always see your presence

not even food lion is safe from AI 😭

why does this keep happening to me

getting an EV was the best choice i could have made tbh

i’m gonna have to come back to the moxy 😭

nobody more ambiguous than a fucking bartender

tbh, with the way i run my business, you’d imagine im leading some sort of syndicate based on the way my employees treat me. in reality, im just a decent employer with loyal employees lol.

i spent close to 20k on in app purchases for a game when my cat died

freedom feels like a maze

dear god i had the most stressful fucking day and got away with everything 😭

it’s indigenous peoples day. appreciate your fellow indigenous person (me)

unfortunately this was a fluke. wrong timeline.

toxoplasmosis so bad i’m driving a fucking jaguar

i get survivors guilt a lot, actually.

if you see me crying or tearing up during this month, just look away please. i’m going to be in mourning until i pass.

what fucking timeline did i shift to cuz my relationship with my mother is getting better

you’ll look more punk if your tattoos are slightly patchy looking

Did I really save all of these screenshots shots or did they save me

one year ago today a certain person had lower back pain

having an apprentice finish off the sleeve of your original tattoo artist has the same vibe as Mozart’s Lacrimosa

a wise man once told me to get tattoos before 40 cause then shit sucks ass

i’m in remission now

cycles occur all the time.. this one took 10 years. welcome home, i guess.

i was practicing last night, and i realized how fucking good i am at what i do.

#skeletons wya

i won’t stop until my BONES show

AND FOR THIS NEXT TATTOO, i will lose another 10 lbs. incredible

a vegan corn dog is equivalent in calories to a white claw i’m gonna fucking kms