Lawrence Sylwester 🐶🐦‍⬛🍷⚽️

When a Democrat is back in the White House they need to immediately restore the Rose Garden and rename the East Wing Ballroom the Barack and Michelle Obama Ballroom.

Emmett Watson?

Thank you. We’ll need all the support, thoughts and prayers we can get against our common enemy the damn Yankees.

Best stanza ever written

Crazy Chester followed me
And he caught me in the fog
He said, "I will fix your rack
If you'll take Jack, my dog"
I said, "Wait a minute, Chester
You know I'm a peaceful man"
He said, "That's okay, boy
Won't you feed him when you can?"

Jew’s harp is an underrated instrument.

Strikes out the side? Yeah maybe, but each one went to 3-2. Dude was driving me crazy.

What a bad idea? Were they going to walk him to load the bases for Julio?

Trade Munoz! Apparently we don’t need him

#Mariners

My favorite catcher of all time is John Marzano, all because of this. When asked later, Marzano said O’Neill “just wouldn’t stop talking”

www.mlb.com/mets/video/y...

How can you not like Tom Murphy?

I’m rallying the troops on FB, many who have since dispersed to other parts of the country and world.

Seattle here. Not burned down.

Or show up then walk out when he starts talking

And we shall call it Hooverville.

I’d prefer the Mussolini treatment

Makes the Eagles win even sweeter

Seattle fans sing along with Canadian anthem before Kraken/Calgary game.

Screenplay please

Man killed in Ballard shooting A man was killed in a shooting Sunday morning in Ballard, marking Seattle's second apparent homicide of 2025.

You’re correct. The second one was in Ballard though

Man killed in Ballard shooting

www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...

He’d hate this

Mental note: careful, they may be packing.

Two? Just one, and it was the first in the city this year.

Lived here for 40 years still don’t know if it’s legal to cross over into the other lanes under the monorail. I don’t think even the police know.

According to KCMEO, 11 suicides in KingCo so far this year, on pace for 250. KingCo suicides by year:

2023: 290
2022: 319
2021: 331
2020: 268
2019: 331
2018: 319
2017: 298
2016: 285

Also, King County has had 39 fatal drug overdoses so far this year, on pace for 960 at EOY. Last year there were 1,050. In Jan 2024 there were 99.

Seattle May Have the World's Best Manhole Covers If you've ever taken a moment to look down at a Seattle manhole cover (or 'hatchcover' if you're a little more PC), you may have marveled at a fairly unique design. There are actually 115 covers c...

Seattle has the best manhole covers.

seattle.curbed.com/2014/7/11/10...

Another impact move! Way to go Mariners! 80 wins here we come!

He’ll be out for 6 months with a hammy. No worries! We have a bunch of 16-year-olds!

Seattle had 1 homicide in January last year and ended with something like 70. January is a no-homicide month for Seattle. On the other hand, there have been at least 10 suicides in King Co in the first 2 weeks of 2025.