jen <3

help, i’m still at the restaurant

(no one will come near us to let us ask for the bill. this is quite literally the hardest escape room ever)

the world is shit rn but thank you @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social and @hankgreen.bsky.social because i could not survive without vlogbrothers and hankschannel (and johnschannel lets be real i love the womblies)

Buenos días mariposers ❤️‍🔥

speechify is my mortal enemy,, i'll be watching a fun lil book video and all of a sudden it's fucking mr beast saying "i hate reading" WELL I DONT SO LEAVE ME ALONE

every time recently forest have played while i've been too busy to watch they win,, unfortunately today seems to have broken that streak </3 tempted to change allegiance to villa and see if it hurts them instead

#nffc

i've never seen this but it's even worse that it's on true content,, unfortunately there seems to be an ongoing mass reporting on anti-trump content regardless of accuracy

A stern peregrine falcon looks at the reader against a background of pinks. "My love for you is like a Peregrine Falcon. Strong. Powerful." The peregrine zooms through the sky over a forest. "Energetic. Zooming towards you at 200 mph." The peregrine catches a bird. "Striking prey in a dramatic mid-air explosion of feathers. Storing excess meat in crevices or on ledges." The peregrine barfs up a pellet with a BLECHHH. "Vomiting up pellets of bone, feathers, gizzard, and other coarse material. Wait. What were we talking about?"

My love for you is like a peregrine falcon. One more valentine from a past year.

Sword-Crossed Lovers - 2023

writing my essay about the nazis while the world is like this doesn't feel very hot history girl but instead feels very anxiety inducing hellscape girl

cannot wait to read this i need to get my hands on it asap

ok so who's gonna get forest on bluesky because i am not using the hell app just to support my (surprisingly good) team (no seriously, what happened today how did they score so many goals)

#nffc

Thinking a lot about monopolies and the billionaires that run them. #booksky 💙📚

i am so incredibly fond of norman from bake off,, we're watching the hogmanay bake off and i cried bc he made shortbread

i shouldn't go on tiktok bc i just saw a yuki rb edit to that should be me by justin bieber and started crying

just started crying bc all i want to eat is reibekuchen mit apfelmus and apfelpfannkuchen mit vanillesoße and instead i have to eat other boring things :(

just fixed a drawer that's been broken for months and now i think i'm a diy queen (i am not, it was a miracle that i managed to fix the drawer)

does that not make the film even better though

oh you're zooming through!!

i am still too scared to read it tbh so it may be a "i'll tell you my thoughts in 5 years when i've eventually read it" kinda buddy read

what if we did a buddy read

oh big mood that one

taylor bernard p3,, forest winning,, bottas p9 and hulkenberg p4 ?? too many good sporting things today idk what i did to deserve this

technically one friend i made because they stared at my boobs for too long because i was wearing an obscure band shirt but that's theatre bay-bee

crazy how some friends i made through being a queer kid who didn't want to sing in front of anyone at school and others are little internet gremlins who gave me access to their mum's prime account so i could watch lularich on a twitch watch party

wore one of my lidl t-shirts today and ended up in aldi,, felt like i was cheating on my partner

i have never been happier that it was 13th not 12th

mine is she calls me back by noah kahan (also this is the highlight of wrapped season for me)

i'll stick with my kiddie strawberry milkshake ty

the first time i tried tequila rose i immediately started gagging so i don't think i can blame that godawful thing

qatar - what a fucking shitshow that was

sometimes i think i'm about to die and then realise that i am just a little too invested in my silly little cosy mystery which isn't that cosy and in fact may cause me a heart attack