Linguine Kill

I smoked DMT in the Wendy’s bathroom and met the chop meat goddesses who fry themselves to create the universe

70s supergroup featuring members of the beatles and the eagles called the beagles

Nardwuar but he's a Capitol Hill reporter who follows Mitch
McConnell around trying to give him
Mills Brothers 78s

Unlike tori Amos i have been a cornflake girl and I loved it

I’m reupholstering my way to healthy living

traveling back in time to the 1950s so i can liquify some beat poets and drink them

I didn’t know hair shirts were real. I though nick cave made them up.

If you don’t try to swim up stream no salmon can hurt you

Elvis sucking the marrow out of your bones while shitting gold bricks that his handlers steal

Kenneth Anger except he was friends with Wayland Flowers instead of Bobby Beausoleil and he directed episodes of Madam’s Place

If I ever went to Anton LaVey’s house, I would have knocked over all of his organs and keyboards and stomped on them.

I want to live in the latrine of your gas station mind

Girl with spider eyes that eat the bugs off your many faces

Xennial Rod McKuen

i've created the world's first visual flanger. it enables you to see 2 identical visions of everything slightly out of sync with one another, creating all sorts of mind blowing visual distortions, while also making you feel like the beatles & george martin innovating in the studio in 1967. $700 hmu

I’m a turtleneck music man

Crows fly out of my offices to retrieve my shiny things. I don’t have a license. I can’t drive

Protect proctor and gamble products

I invited myself to this website and I will also ask myself to leave

I disrespect all sacred geometry as I bend my body into various disenchanted shapes

I’m not free and I’m still cringe

This account is full parasitic

I was with Orwell in Catalonia. I also got shot in the neck. But no one ever mentions me

Teabags should be fully edible and the staples should provide iron

It’s cool that things happened before you were born, but I do question it

Gary Wilson was actually one of the Wilson brothers and he was thrown out of The Beach Boys for not having a girlfriend

Putting more and more soap in my eyes everyday until I’m immune to the effects

I’m the eternal bad poster who has always ruined blusky and always will.

The best episode of the Johnny Carson Show was the one where he made Diane Keaton eat a whole loaf of bread and Sting was the musical guest

Shoreline seagulls mock me with beaks and ability to fly. They demand French fries from me as payment in their protection racket.