Conrad J. Barrington

I’m the best one though. The best lawyer on earth.

I’m a lawyer, always in a suit 🤷🏻

Me in my car, in a suit with an I Voted sticker

Hey, I voted! 🇺🇸

Head shot of Ava lying on a headrest

Ava Gardner, 1949 - photo portrait by Virgil Apger

Liz in a black and white striped dress and long black gloves, standing and smoking a cigarette

Lizabeth Scott in a publicity portrait for I Walk Alone (1948) - photo by Bud Fraker

No I do not

Just preordered one, so I SHOULD have mine on the day of release. Obviously that’s not nearly soon enough.

Lauren in a head and shoulders portrait, she’s wearing a white dress and is looking over her left shoulder toward the viewer

Lauren Bacall, 1944 - photo portrait by Philippe Halsman

good morning

Babs wrapped in a white cloak with a hood, standing outside among trees

Barbra Streisand, 1963 - photo by Bob Willoughby

Shirley in a polka dot dress, next to a medium sized dog. Both Shirley and the dog look very serious.

Shirley Temple, 1933

Lana in a strapless black evening gown, sitting in a busy club at a table covered in liquor bottles, looking at her white flower headdress in a compact mirror with a look of wide-eyed surprise on her face.

Lana Turner at the Mocambo nightclub in Hollywood, 1951 - photo by Nat Dallinger

Goldie looking haggard in a white t-shirt under a jacket and blue jeans, standing in an airport baggage claim area, with Kate (as a little kid) next to her pushing a cart

Goldie Hawn and Kate Hudson at LAX Airport, 1982 - photo by Ralph Dominguez

Bogie standing in an empty dark room in a trenchcoat, holding a cigarette and looking directly at the camera

Humphrey Bogart in a publicity photo for Sirocco (1951)

Audrey don’t play

Audrey standing alone on a beach, holding a piece of driftwood like a cricket bat, wearing a long sleeved tight green shirt, and short black shorts, and flip flops.

Audrey Hepburn during the filming of Two for the Road (1967) - photo by Terry O’Neill

And after receiving countless traffic tickets, her driver’s license was suspended indefinitely

Barbara Stanwyck and Jimmy Stewart, with Abe Lincoln poking up in the corner

Don’t forget us!

It’s LITERALLY my job

Pam in a loose, low cut leather shirt with lots of fringe, standing with a big smile above an oversized stop sign in a parking lot.

Pam Grier, Berlin, 1973

Myrna in a medieval costume (ornate low cut sparkling dress with costume jewelry, an oversized hat with a veil draping behind it).

Myrna Loy in a publicity portrait for A Connecticut Yankee (1931)

The Trimpe one by a mile. That’s a really dynamic layout, everything’s in motion!

Two men leaning on a bridge, both are dressed in suits and Mifune has two tone shoes

Akira Kurosawa & Toshiro Mifune in Venice, 1960

Bela in a suit and tie, seated in an unfurnished room in an easy chair but holding a cane up vertically.

Bela Lugosi, 1955

Audrey in a white shirt and light colored pants, sitting outdoors in a folding chair, right next to Tony, who’s in costume in a white shirt and black vest, with black pants, sitting in another folding chair. They appear to be having a conversation.

Audrey Hepburn visiting Anthony Perkins on the set of Friendly Persuasion (1956)

I liked it but I wasn’t scared of it at all, on account of how brave I am.

Dawn is the best one but only because it’s the best thing that has ever existed. Day is very very very good.

Elsa in a collared white shirt and black shorts, walking through some extremely tall weeds, with a smile on her face

Elsa Lanchester, 1931

Looks like I’ve only done it for the 2019 Black Christmas remake. I think because it wasn’t just completely incompetent, but it actively made me angry.

Roger is standing outdoors on a concrete lot, in a black button up shirt (short sleeves) and blue jeans. He’s leaning on a wooden chair with the 007 logo printed on it. There’s a Panavision movie camera to his left

Roger Moore on location in Jamaica, during the filming of Live and Let Die (1973) - photo by Anwar Hussein