Is she Nayad or Nice?

The only thing I don’t love about Pluribus is that we hardly make any progress in an episode. It feels great to watch, but by the end of a show hardly any Pluribus-world time has passed - or in some cases we’ve gone backwards in time, lol

Blake Crouch’s Wayward Pines trilogy is wildly implausible, and I also can’t stop reading it. Just finished book 2 and now I’m starting book 3 😅

I try to keep my phone quiet by having it set to “vibrate,” and my reward is that if I’ve left it on a hard surface the ensuing vibration of a (usually unwelcome) call sounds like there’s some kind of emergency situation. Does my phone need to be swaddled for my protection

Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen

The Cure
Depeche Mode
Nine Inch Nails
U2
Hole

I’m ambivalent about this holiday, but I’m solid about feeling thankful for all you friends, besties, frandos, and perplexing commenters in my phone

🫶

You're kidnapped. The characters from the last show you watched are coming to rescue you.

😎

Ah, yes. It’s the week when my inbox goes from “out of control” to “the mountain of madness”

Thanks, capitalism

I’ll get you, Charlie Brown, and your little dog, too!

Your horror writing never fails

If you’re a science fiction fan, you owe it to yourself to watch Pluribus. Future you will be very sad if you don’t join us

Looper

Pierce Gagnon as Cid is possibly the best child actor I’ve ever seen

My plan to conquer the Earth involves knitting a whole lot of hats. It’s complicated and you wouldn’t understand

the best place to hide from Noonien Singh is in the un-Khan-y valley

From Merriam-Webster: "Father" and "dad" are synonyms. "Figure" and "bod" are synonyms. But a "father figure" and a "dad bod" aren't exactly the same thing...

Poster 1: Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest, that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods, you're going to die. Poster 2: My favourite is explaining the difference between a butt dial and a booty call. Poster 3: It's called connotations. Poster 4: Try this one on for size: "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned." "Sorry, Daddy, I've been naughty." Poster 5: great news! Language is now banned.

Language is now banned.

There’s a Cat Hiding Under My Bed: A Memoir

I feel like I’ve seen a thousand instances of someone stating “this is it, his followers are finally abandoning him, it’s the beginning of the end,” but then NOPE

Whomst of y’all hath done made my tummy hurt

Imagine having to be unemployed in the office, what a shitshow

Zohran for NYC meme "starving cats for second breakfast"

my cat is so real for making this (she was fed 30 minutes ago)

Rearranging Stuff: The Organizationering

Post you from a different era.

Here’s 26-year-old goth-punk me in the late 90s

I’m excited for all of the blue wins, while also certain that some truly batshit responses to them will occur! Life is so very stimulating at this time! 😵‍💫

Preparing myself for disappointment.

You know……AGAIN.

"I need to hate someone besides myself" is a way of life for too many people.

I’ll bet Elon Musk is really into that song

Estrogen Dominance would be an awesome name for a roller derby team

Sadly can’t recommend it as a way of life

Today I posted something on Instagram for the first time in a couple of years, and the process has become ever so much more annoying 👎

Jasper the cat curled up and sleeping without a single care. Just exceptionally at ease

I need to achieve this level of relaxation