Lord Sapphire

Great way to make my dyslexic/dyscalulic ass feel dumb as fuck. Trying to help my 10 year old with his maths homework and I don't understand any of it 😑 the questions make no fucking sense to me or him. Neither of us can work them out. I've had to message his teacher like yeah no. You do it. Urgh..

Apparently I still have charm 🤣 chatting to my taxi driver on the way to the hospital for my appointment about dash cams and he gave me the number for the guy he used to get his wired. A secret taxi driver contact. I've entered the inner circle.

And the spam emails have started *sighs* keep getting 'Thanks for your purchase of...' on my Gmail account. This is going to be a pain. Thanks discord and Renault.

Allow me to crumple into dust. My kids just gone "mom in your era did you have a comfy bike?" So I asked him to show me what it was... A bike from the 1930's! I was born in the 80s you little shite!

He's just walked in and the dogs seen him, ran over and jumped straight on him almost knocking him over. Cue fits of giggles as he gets licked to death. And exasperation from the handler because the dog WILL NOT listen to her when my son is around. At all. It's hilarious and adorable.

My darling boy causing chaos at school as usual and it's not even 9am. His school has a therapy dog. Lovely dog. Calm, controlled, gentle. You know generic therapy dog.... Until it sees my kid. Then it reverts to puppy mode and goes MENTAL! 🤣😅

I did an adult. Purchased a new vacuum because mine decided to make art with all the dog hair over the carpet instead of doing it's job. So it's in the naughty cupboard and I'm now bankrupt because a new decent one I can use with my disability was £350!!!

So yeah... That was an expensive Christmas 🤣 should have been £150 but thankfully the seller took pity on me when they heard my story and did it for a LOT less than that with shipping. For a hand made recreation. And it was worth it to see his little face. That was 4 years ago and he still adores it

I'd never really did the concept of Santa with him because he was terrified of Santa. The thought of a strange man breaking into the house during the night to leave presents scared him. But he still knew the generic idea and he kept saying if he wasn't going to get it because he was bad.

I had this problem with a teddy. My little boy is autistic and saw some teddy that no longer exists and wanted it. It was ALL he spoke about for months. Even his teachers talked about how much he wanted this teddy. He wouldn't sleep at all. Ended up finding someone on Etsy who made it him.

Either open shirt type style or shirtless I'd say based on the position. 🤔
And no I wouldn't kneel because I don't kneel to anyone 🤣

My child the king of sass. His teacher has been constantly ignoring him when he's been saying he feels sick in school, and just telling him to drink water. So today he just threw up near her twice looked her dead in the eyes and went "told you I felt sick." He got sent home 🤦🏼‍♂️

If anyone finds my sanity or will to live. Give it back! I needs it!

Do it

Yup

a person wearing a white t-shirt that says ' i love you ' on the front ALT: a person wearing a white t-shirt that says ' i love you ' on the front

I swear to god. No doctors appointments. And then find out that the hospital never sent the referral for my kids medical care. So here I am waiting like a moron for an appointment letter that's never going to arrive. Had to speak to THREE different people to get it sorted. And STILL no appointment!

Don't do it. We did that and this is the 3rd time we've restarted ours now. We have the chapter 3 curse. Get to chapter 3 start overthinking, scrap it and start again.

Yup. Hated that. Hated that SOOOOO much. Made me hate my body and think it was dirty and feel weird about everything.

I can't remember either... Which is concerning 😂

Happy birthday 🎈🎉🎂

I would NOT want to live permanently on this planet... Sod that...

So finally did the thing. Hair has progressively gotten shorter over the past few years from waist length, to shoulder length, to above shoulder and now today finally short. Feels strange but weirdly love it. Also my hair dresser ABSOLUTELY enjoyed herself. I let her do whatever she wanted with it.

I had a massive go at my friend for not vaccinating her dogs and she said she didn't need to they'd be fine. Until she lost one of them to parvo, almost lost her second one, and thought she'd infected her mom's dogs as well (thankfully they were ok). NOW she gets the surviving dog vaccinated.

Yes

As soon as we said beach we HAD to do beach shenanigans. It's the law.

I should get back into drawing. I used to love doing it and had loads of sketchbooks full of doodles. But my ex husband told me how awful they were and it basically killed my confidence to draw. My current boyfriend got me semi into it again, and I have a drawing tablet but it's just my brain.

I REALLY wish I could draw....I have so many cute and funny ideas. And lack the talent to draw them 😭