Just Dave

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So a "war zone" looks like what every '70s skate rink wanted to be

Farmers that are now going to get a huge taxpayer funded bailout for doing nothing.

Why plant next year's crop when you can't sell this one? Go ahead, put the time, effort, and money into planting, growing, and harvesting a crop you're just gonna watch rot in a silo.

Tee Eee Dee or in his case:

T aking
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<w/ apologies to Kim Carnes>

"He has Charlie Manson eyes"

Damn, Kashyap... try decaf

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A competent person would allow autocorrect to do its job

Depends... not just for the bedridden anymore!

"If it's good enough to stop constant presidential anal leakage it's good enough for *your* occasional drop of wetness* !"

*you're on your own for odor, tho

During a shutdown, Congress needs to be treated like a sequestered jury

No one goes home until it gets resolved

Basic hotel

Basic meals

$50 per day payment

Who took "under" on the 3.5 mo o/u?

Damn! Did ANYONE take the over?!?

He only wants your vote... You have his permission to remigrate your alive status afterwards

I imagine Li'l Donnie's dropping a load or two in his adult diaper right about now

Sergeant Schultz See Nothing Hear Nothing Know Nothing GIF ALT: Sergeant Schultz See Nothing Hear Nothing Know Nothing GIF

Translation:

4. Watch 'em maneuver photogs into place while *they lower the flag into place* for the photoshoot

Every bit of this was planned

1. Blood spatter makes no sense

2. Ear cartilage doesn't grow back

3. They let him stand there w/ his fist in the air like the big, fat, target he is w/out determining if the shooter was no longer active or whether there was a second shooter

How the actual fuck this man graduated from any school anywhere (& yes I'm including doggy obedience school) is beyond comprehension

I'd say he's got a fridge temp IQ but that's a freezer

Only if the D'ohrangutan's taking & passing it first.

after millions of views and shares of my Portland Frog art. (thank you all🙏🏾) I got requests to highlight priests, and chickens, and Chicagoans, and T-Rexes, and more… all of us who refuse to bend the knee. so this is for US.
𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕.
𝚆𝚎 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚆𝚒𝚗.

Tres Excellente!! Bravo!!!!

Stephen "Nosfera-tool" Miller promised her extra padded kneepads... the more she "fluffs" behind the microphone the more comfortable she'll be fluffing elsewhere

'Bout damn time Hakeem... Did your shipment of testicles finally come in? Where was this 6 mos ago??

Buddy, that whooshing noise you're hearing? That's your life going down the toilet, dumbshit. Those pitiful voices you're hearing calling, "Daddy, daddy!"? Those are your kids as CPS drives away with them.

Good job, arrogant asswipe

Your life as you knew it is over

Duck a l'Orange Skidmark

Because, although folks on the more liberal side of things don't like violence, it doesn't mean he won't crawl out after he walks in. If he crawls.

Seriously?! The UNITED FUCKING STATES OF AMERICA is now on a humans rights watch list??

Well, at least I know my coronary bypass works

I haven't been this fuckin' angry in a loooooooong time

My Reps and Sens are about to get a fuckin' EARFUL

A more smarmy, noxious, nauseating, rage inducing individual has never existed....

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