Detective Fierce

removing myself from situations before I snap

the urge isn’t letting up

gm bloomfs tryna not kill someone this morning

After I fucking make hotdogs at home for us

Local taproom wants to charge me $17 for a hot dog? Nuh uh honey

baby this is your Yuri On Ice jrkfhdskhf

i do think that people view the chaotic entropy of the universe as something personal to them and like tbh sometimes you have to look the shit head-on and be like "yeah I do not have time to let this thing define who i am" and just step up and handle the shit hand you were dealt

He’s so skinny now 😻

like to quote Tove Lo, I’m fully charged nipples are HARD

i love muting random people i do not know for mild annoyance fwiw

Yeeeeeeeeep like congrats you fucked up the supply chain again and for what?

TRULY people’s brains are SO cooked by hyper-individualism

“omg I’m not leaving my house or going to work or doing anything because it’s this storm is dangerous, but I still expect service industry workers to leave their homes and risk their health to serve me fast food. 💖”

phew good thing I know opinions can be demonstrably wrong, signed an aquarius that can't believe I was put there above saggitarius

priobably closer to 6 now Maryland found dead ain't no one doin anything today

Angel MamiI flip it around Laurel Yanny

It has snowed 2 inches maybe of the forecasted 8-12 smh typical

🚨BREAKING🚨

Zohran Mamdani will FORCE all New Yorkers to play through A Realm Reborn in FFXIV WITHOUT skipping.

What are your thoughts on this?

ICE murdered a nurse today

Love you too J[redacted] Sean Parker M***** 💖

If one more person talks to me about inclement weather I migh actually fucking lose my mind

Just bought Mark New Vegas 🙂‍↕️

I do feel the need to say that I do not enjoy s*mbr as a person or a musician

new Vegas is legit probably my fave game of all time oooooh when that remaster drops I’m taking time off

Like Mitchell’s a perv like me our souls are bound by destiny to find one another in every lifetime we were the first two tiktaalik on land saying “omggggggg this is severe…”

a woman with long hair is smiling and looking at the camera while a man stands behind her . ALT: a woman with long hair is smiling and looking at the camera while a man stands behind her .

and what!!!!

but whack sombr again for me

Not the bene gesserit

but also, only real pervs yearn for thee kissing