Yeah I remember Big Data. I reached into the datalake and pulled out a sword. I found a wild Hadoop and beheaded it in one clean blow. But nobody cares about homeless veterans
everyone in the cohaus can hear me laughing at this lame joke
hey dave hows it boeing
Been busy with life stuff but new song is on Spotify now open.spotify.com/track/3oz9ei...
and zero christmas songs???
We didn’t invent artificial intelligence but substitute intelligence. We made a foam that can fill person-shaped holes
as a linacharles57374627272 find my disagreement in bio: fushd.xy/malwarelink
i came here bc the tucker carlson assassination plan ukraine was supposedly gonna do and every once in a while there's just noQhere else to Qo to Qomplain about the Qrazies
some sick part of my brain wants to make that for like friendsgiving or something. informed consent nyquil chicken friendsgiving, the millennial meme dream 😴✨
this is something that constantly kills me with my 2000 instagram pets. occasionally they die. or you'll see a viral video of one and go, oh yeah i used to follow that exact doggo and it died 3 years ago :(
people make fun of mastodon for being too techie and full of reply guys but nobody on there is arguing about how to use the website they've reached a level of bickering beyond that (next year will be the year of the linux desktop)
Have you noticed how Microsoft almost owns the entire modern developer experience?
1. GitHub - main VCS
2. NPM - the package registry
3. VS Code - best code editor
4. Copilot - most popular AI helper
5. Azure - one of top cloud providers
Not to mention ChatGPT and Linkedin.
@tibo_maker
do you think the neuralink patient zero actually took the chip or is this a managing up thing where you tell elon oh yeah, i can feel it working, i'm communicating with the machine spirits right now, just to get him to go away
cruise ships also solve the adjacent problem of housing for low paid workers needed to do all of the work, and visas that would never be granted to live on land. the tackiness is an inherent result of the existence of these behemoths resulting purely from regulatory capture and not a sane system.
my blackpill on this is that ships like this wouldn't exist if it were feasible to build much of anything on land near major population centers. NIMBY's literally pushed the demand for theme parks, hotels, and tacky buffet restaurants out into the ocean. NYC builds only one new hotel per year now.
when will science invent an electric toothbrush charging base that doesn’t become unspeakably disgusting after a week
political cartoons are more insane and incomprehensible than ever thanks to AI. america is hoarding all the GPU's???? why is the eiffel tower there???
when I was out of coffee, that was when Kopiko carried me 🙏
this was very predictable but it is enjoyable: swifties have officially doxxed the guy who did the non consensual AI photos and contacted everyone he has ever met. his account is now locked and almost everyone who participated in sharing the photos has been suspended.
“If the Pindrop and Berkeley analyses are correct, the deepfake Biden robocall was made with technology from one of the tech industry’s most prominent and well-funded AI voice startups.”
i've been waiting my whole life for this moment: a friend asked me how many candles, and i replied with the main dril tweet since ever
Haier is threatening legal action against the developer of the Home Assistant plug-in. Ironically, Haier has been a member of the CSA (Connectivity Standard Alliance) since 2022, which aims to "promote universal open IoT standards", including Matter. (Hackaday)
on my trip to iceland over the summer i bought what i thought was fancy ham in a sort of cutesy package and i took it back to the cabin thing i was in and immediately just went for it because i was starving after a hike. on the second piece i was like, why is this so stringy?? it was raw bacon
In the book "Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?" Philip K. Dick imagined a world filled with "kipple" -- the detritus of rampant consumerism, just broken down bits of junk and trash all over the place -- and that's what I feel like Amazon is full of.
it's funny how duckduckgo REALLY hasn't gotten any better, but the barriers to using it have dropped since google has gotten worse
