Konekoling

My current Crystal playthrough is already a pseudo challenge run bc im playing w retroachivements + going for the gym/e4 ones (johto mons only, set mode, no non-held items, no leveling past the leaders ace), so the experience will probably be different enough to play both close together maybe

Looking at Pokemon Polished Crystals feature list and salivating

minimalism is a scam invented by big small to sell more less

Oh my god. The reason you dont get elemental stones until mid Kanto in Gold and Silver is because the game wants to force you to get Espeon or Umbreon if you want an eeveelution

Unown also forces you to interact with Hidden Power, and the Togepi line is forced into your possession so you have no way to not learn about egg hatching and friendship evolution. It knowing metronome early baits you into using it in battle more

Espeon and Umbreon are def to show how Morning Sun and Moonlight interact with the day/night cycle

Shuckle to turn berries into berry juice (tho this mechanic never went anywhere)

Hoothoot to showcase the day/night cycle by having it be asleep if you headbutt it out of a tree during the day

Also in hindsight im realizing Sunflora is probably only Like That bc it existed to show off how sunny day interacts with solar beam and literally nothing else.

Also in gen 2 Jumpluff had a decent niche in being a pretty speedy mon with access to leech seed, all the powder attacks, and synthesis. That's just not a particularly impressive niche anymore lol

Everyone dunks on dunsparce for being extremely cool looking and rare despite being kind of useless, and I need you to know that wasn't always the case. Because in its introduction it always has one very special move, and that is the extremely broken gen 2 version of Rage.

It got STAB on this.

"What the FUCK is going on at Lake of the woods on Wplace"

"Ah."

Oh. Ok. Just like in the prophecies

I know everyone is mad about voice as primary input and all this AI stuff that nobody wants or asked for, but the true crime of how laughably bad this is is that the Windows logo isn’t even a window anymore

This tweet pisses me off so bad the dudes animating the crazy detailed machinery were ALSO the perverts dipshit

An image of a person riding a flying horse in a forest vista. The text indicates its a post from Bandai Namco on Twitter. The text reads: Get in Agent, we're going to the Digital World. Hop on your Digmon's back, shoulder, cock... See more

Hop on their WHAT

YouTube video by World of Longplays Gameboy Color Longplay [079] Croc

youtu.be/kYm3ry4e_hs?...

I dont know if a video captures the essence of the controls, but. Why does croc feel like he moves at 125% speed. Why does this combine with a jump so bad i had to make sure the framerate was properly capped. How did they do that.

The experience of playing gbc games on retroarch is loading a game up and immediately recoiling in disgust and trying to figure what settings you must have inevitably fucked up. Only to realize that no, Croc GBC just plays Like That for some reason

The unsavvy talk about furries like they're some hypersexual excretion of modernity, but drawing animal-people is one of the top 10 neolithic human activities. It's up there with collecting berries and producing clay figures of fat women.

40hz

My fucking diseased brain is now considering hacking my switch for ps2 (and GameCube Someday) after seeing how good retroarch is to use on a hacked vita. Help.

you can always tell the difference between the fake 90s ads and the real ones because the fake 90s ads are never as insecure and pathetic as the real ones were

s2g cats have some sensor built into them that let's them hone in to completely obstructed pills bc every pet owner i know who's on meds has a story like this. Why do they ignore all other garbage but the SECOND they spot something that could kill them it Has to be in their mouth

Wplace - A massive real-time pixel art canvas on the world map! Wplace is a collaborative, real-time pixel canvas layered over the world map, where anyone can paint and create art together.

It's been down For Real since yesterday afternoon for me, but I find this link works better than the usual one

wplace.live//

an illustration of gimme-cat from final fantasy, but drawn abstractly and strangely, with elements of a wahoo fish blended in

aaand the last of the friend commission trio, 'gimme cat from final fantasy in the style of a southern reach trilogy book cover'. okay.

#finalfantasy #myapologiestojeffvandermeer

oh gross dude, what is this?? is this my own medicine? I hate that shit bro that's why I'm always giving it to other people!!

PaRappa's Robot

heavenly message

All my friends should be made to live walking distance from me. I don't care if this massively upends their lives

The red ones are /almost/ cute, but theyre too dark to go with the pink shell im making

Also it sure is absolutely criminal they only released the colored ABXY buttons with the goddamn. Piss yellow set, huh.

The state of button colors for the N3DS XL is so dire. What do you mean these are the only colors I can choose from. How am I supposed to make my console cute under these circumstances.