@longion76.bsky.social

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I think I’ll join you.

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8 months ago

Tony Blair came on last night as a surprise guest at Oasis! He was wearing a parka and said "mad for it" in to Noel's mic hahaha! Then he picked up a guitar and played with them for Slide Away and, of course, Roll With It. Amazing times! Miss the 90s x

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8 months ago
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😕🇺🇸

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8 months ago
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The only way to find a set of idioms more hackneyed, clichéd and devoid of meaning than "woke" and "virtue signalling" would be to open up a book of Oasis lyrics.

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8 months ago
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Time now for the Missing Words round…

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8 months ago

Just received news that 27 people have been arrested in Parliament Square under the Terrorism Act 2000 for holding signs saying "I oppose genocide. I support Palestine Action".
This is real police state behaviour.

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8 months ago

I work as an elder and hospice caregiver, which I am oddly passionate about. I can love on them shamelessly and no one complains about my codependence. It's a win-win situation. 

Many of my caregiving colleagues complain about the repetitive questions and, sometimes reactions, of the elderly, especially when those patients happen to read the newspaper, especially with the current downward spiral of our country — as if these people haven't lived through enough horror...

I love my dementia peeps, but sometimes wonder if there's a Guinness Book World Record for how many times an hour a dementia patient can repeat the same question — it's got to be in the hundreds. At least with small children, they ask different questions. Dementia patients will get stuck on one short question and ask it until you can interrupt their train(carousel) of thought and successfully redirect their attention. That carousel is pretty manic sometimes. 

A couple days ago, I picked up my mail from the post office and drove over to the nursing home to take (let's call her "Miss Daisy") Miss Daisy out for a drive. Before we took off on our road trip, to the end of The Road and back, in our landlocked little town (Juneau, Alaska), I set my copy of The Onion down in front of her. 

Over our two-hour excursion, tiny Miss Daisy read that front page at least a dozen times and each time she would snicker, giggle, and guffaw, then put it down on the dash board and, a minute later, discover it anew. I think it was the best afternoon of my life. We don't often hear them laugh and when they do, it's the sweetest thing you've ever heard. 

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Thank you, thank you, thank you, for the really important work all of you do. You make the world a better place.

I got permission to share this, and I'm extremely grateful for that.

The Onion got this letter from one of our subscribers in Alaska. She works with dementia patients and decided to leave a copy in the car for each one.

This email made my year. Read it and you'll see what I mean. People are good.

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8 months ago
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Well then...🤭😅🤣

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8 months ago
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he's become a crybully basically
"if I cry everybody thinks what I say is realer"

manhood is broken, manhood is fundamentally broken.

he's literally saying nothing: he's dancing around topics and avoiding real things
he's cosplaying; he's cosplaying as meaningful

And its very tragic

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8 months ago

You’re right he’s saying nothing. All the time. Total bullshit and it proves anyone can get higher diplomas in certain subjects by using hyperbole. He’s an idiot.

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9 months ago
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Tommy Robinson and pals went out for lunch at the very pricy Hawksmoor yesterday... sat down... ordered... and then got kicked out.

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9 months ago

My condolences 😢

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10 months ago
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After a brush I’ve used my cat’s fur to make him his very own Donald Trump wig.

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10 months ago

"An island of strangers"

When I was at uni in Bournemouth I lived above a kebab shop (glamour). Their lamb shish was 50% of my diet. The two guys who worked there and always asked how my course was going weren't strangers but didn't speak perfect English so presumably Starmer would send em back.

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10 months ago

Labour has a whopping great majority and four years left to turn this country around.

They should be setting the agenda, not chasing about trying to placate voters of a party with five MPs who will never vote for them anyway.

It's not only disappointing... it's embarrassing

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10 months ago
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Starmer's anti-immigrant speech today wasn't just a moral and political embarrassment. It was also an intellectual embarrassment.

inews.co.uk/opinion/star...

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10 months ago
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Linda McMahon, Secretary of Education, sent Harvard a letter.

They graded it.

Bwahahaha.

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10 months ago
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10 months ago
Digital painting of Fay Wray in the shadows Digital painting of Joan Crawford with a gun Digital painting of Elsa Lanchester Digital painting of Gena Rowlands

Recent-ish actress paint-sketches...
(Thinking about taking commissions, mainly because interest has been expressed. It never crosses my mind that people might actually want them!)
#illustration #Hollywood #art #artsky #cinema
More digital paintings & other stuff here:
www.richardlittler.com/news

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10 months ago
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From the GOOD POPE…👇

Pass. It. On. 🌈✨

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10 months ago

That Charlie Mullins chap needs to be called Dyno-Rod Stewart from this point on, and nothing else.

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10 months ago

🧵NOT BY ME, this is a post from someone who wants to remain anonymous but works extensively with trans people pre-transition. They were asked by someone “why do you think that’s so much [coverage of trans people] in the news at the moment?”

This was their response:

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10 months ago
glinner once again crying screaming throwing up because Joanne is ignoring him

I wouldn't normally post a Graham Linehan tweet but I just think this is so beautiful xxx

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10 months ago

“Die Hard” is an Easter film.

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10 months ago

I think the people who hate or are scared of trans people, have never met any. All the trans people I’ve met and know are the least threatening people.

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10 months ago

Well, I know several trans women and they’re all an absolute delight. Happy to stand along side you. Be whoever you want to be. Call yourself whatever you want to be called. To hell with the haters.

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10 months ago

delusional. he’s 2 years old tops.

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10 months ago

It’s a parody account.

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