i like to underpromise & overdeliver n that's why i'm a grower not a shower
hello gorgeous
does anyone even pump up the jam anymore
poop then shower combo hits so good honestly like what do u mean i'm clean inside & out now
i hate the expression "don't yuck my yum" hearing it just really icks my oooh
when i was 15 i made a bong out of a strategically melted plastic water bottle, pen tube, & tinfoil bowl & was so proud of myself i decided to pursue higher education in science
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new tune @ mom's knife
idc if this is a public internet when u are in my comments section u are a guest in my house
rearranging her guts so i can organize them in alphabetical order
hey 👀 my dad's not home do u wanna come over & play with power tools
here's some music or whatever
one time my date fell asleep in my lap during a movie then farted so hard she woke herself up so i laughed & then she started crying
if there's 1 thing i'm really good at it's building social connections i can neglect during a depressive fugue state
a nap is not enough i need to be cryogenically frozen
how dare u lose interest after i acted disinterested
i accept
i don't trust anyone who's favorite sin is not lust
there is nothing scarier than being in jail when u have pets like who the fck is gonna feed my lizard
don't blame urself grampa 😌
yo big pharma kinda ate when they cooked up adhd drugs that make it fun to do chores
me too i didn't sleep a wink last night
u ever see someone & just immediately know they sleep in past noon
what if i introduce myself in an affectionate & respectful way
sorry for getting emotionally invested can we still do the backshots
what benefits did u offer them
