Matt Rose

Wow I found these really overpowering of overcoming of!

Thank you very kind ☺️

Oh hey there

No: whilst I do not encourage this act, it was surprisingly okay 👍

In tonight's video: two separate memes about Lindsay Lohan, an impression of a seal honking, and I eat a spoon like a hard white Pringle.

I know 👈😎👈

Coolest I've ever looked

@alexhorne.bsky.social Week 4 #taskidea ennit.

'Make Alex a promise. Most poignant promise passionately delivered wins. You have 10 minutes.'

Then as they're leaving the room you hit 'em with a second task, y'know á la Columbo "oh sorry, just one more thing.."

'Break your promise. Fastest wins.'

The thought of gravy so thick you have to PIPE it on makes me feel every single negative emotion besides jealousy.

This comment from tonight's video has become one of my favourites 💀

Poignant af 🤌

Omg. I must own this.

Lmaooo

Cheers, that was in Vesuvio Cafe, San Francisco ✌️

It involves Kung Fu Panda, Jeffrey Dahmer, and this pic of me

The second law of thermodynamics states that “as one goes forward in time, the net Jeff Crump of any isolated or closed system will always increase"

Spooling through Facebook photos of me in my 20s as part of research for next Monday's video. Was looking forward to seeing young, innocent, fresh-faced Matt!

But no it's just thousands of photos like this 💀

@alexhorne.bsky.social Oh hi Alex that #taskidea time of week again.

"Make Alex appear smaller. Littlest Alex wins."

I'll give you two. #livetaskidea "Write down 10 interesting liquids." Second: "Mime your liquids to the Taskmaster. Most guessed wins."

Thanks get me on TM see you next week bye x

@alexhorne.bsky.social I'll send you a #taskidea here every Thursday whilst S20 is on as well as a DIFFERENT task via our X DMs. So:

"Be Dr Dolittle.

Most convincing demonstration of Dr Dolittle's abilities wins.

You have 30 minutes. Your time starts now."

Cheers & get me on Taskmaster & bye

Ayuss

Glad you enjoyed!! 😊

First attempt at burning the edges went disastrously 💀

Oh no 😅😅

Last year @watsoncomedian.bsky.social posted a photo of him at the wedding of @alexhorne.bsky.social & I flippantly commented when I moved house I'd print it, singe it & leave it in the attic for new owners to find.

Well recently I did move house & someone reminded me I'd sworn to do this, so:

I've had one nap this whole year and it went off during it 😅💀

YouTube video by Recollection Road If you grew up in the 1950s….you remember this - PART 1

Confuse the algorithm by watching things like this once a day so it thinks you might be over-70.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZb5...

Exactly this, on the dropdown menu from the little three vertical dots.

YouTube's also started sucking at notifying when new videos are out I UPLOAD EVERY MONDAY 7:07PM BST, IF YOU HAVEN'T BEEN NOTIFIED GO TO MY CHANNEL I PROMISE A NEW VIDEO WILL BE THERE.

I was genuinely curious as to why everyone's views seemed to be down, this goes some way towards explaining it! The new AI-powered 'Restricted Mode' hides 88% of my videos if you have it on 💀 Revenge I guess for all those vids I did mocking AI lmaooo

YouTube video by Matt Rose The Worst Date Picker Interface Ever

I think that last link got screwed up 💀 try THIS one if you want anyway goodbye

www.youtube.com/shorts/7-HGe...