Guys I don't think I'm long for this website

My hit rate over on the flipside is still a lot higher than here mind. Here I'm still wading through the endless stream of Redditors, computer programmer jokes and Obama-era political humour for the odd tweet that makes me chuckle

Lots of #IHateSportsball here too

Taking more and more solace on this site because the other site is more and more deathly miserable, even though my favourite tweets on this site are the tweets mocking this site's userbase lol

posting on here sometimes feels like dunking on toddlers in basketball

Your actual father is the snooker player Barry Pinches

Mmmmmm not sure how long I'm gonna last here lol

Ahahahahahahaha good shit

If Bluesky is to succeed it needs more of this dogshit btw

Fewer Star Wars metaphors and stuff about Trump pls