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President Donald Trump: "The Reverend Jesse Jackson is Dead at 84. .... He was a good man... *street smarts.*"
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Snavie kyne in Garioch

Oh god i think i'll stick to a visit to the currywurst mannies

Hmmm aye but he signed for them then was farmed out to Cove again i think

Machiavellian manouvres to engineer a postponement and a loaded XI in the Shield Final at Bellslea 🙄

Can't imagine what AFC would want with a young Scottish striker when they could get the likes of Petey Ambrose and co. Wise decision.

Riding the crest of a burry wave

Got to love an injury time leveller

Bet Alfred wishes he'd stayed on the Dons bench

FOR SALE: One chariot. Severely battered. £31.20

Ooooh. Taste the Globe. Most exotic

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Formartine 1 Fraserbru' 2 🤞

not sure if it's genuine paper mache

Fucksake just woke up and remembered i'd bought a latex Frank Sidebottom heid aff Temu last night

Watching Dave Gahan fuck aboot roon Loch Muick like it wisna the easiest hike for a bairn aged 10

The shuffle just sent me to Fat Boy Slim.

Fat Boy Get to Absolute Fuck i think it meant.

Utter shite.

I kinda know what half of that means

Haha yup it catches up on you

Just realised I'm a year away from being a Damon fan for twice as long as i havent 😲

Gorillaz new number must be their best. *Does the whistling bit*

"Chapat....chapitt ...chippattis? No. Nivir heard o' em but wiv a raik o' baps if yer siccin"

Imaging my Granda answering the phone in his deepest Buchan twang, " Hullo? Calcutta fawrtay twa"

British Empire, which I'd rather it wasn't, but interesting to discover

Was just looking at some stuff there including my Granda's reference on departure fae India in 1929.

Posting to tell Mr Kelllner of the Choringhee refreshment rooms that he jacked cos he was heading for Pitsligo. Nae England 😡

PS check the phone number. "Calcutta 42" 😂

😂 wernah designed to make contact wi skulls tbf

...my pal used to get me to do this thing where i would an imaginary clockwork key in his back and he'd go mental smashing abdy wi the stick. He's now the Senior Global VP of deepwater drilling at Shell 😂

Do ye mind Unihoc? Plastic hockey sticks of the 80s, us cooncil hoose kids just teen it us carte blanche to use them to batter fuck oot of each other 🤣

Meanwhile the UK BBC today is getting its knickers in a twist AGAIN over Sturgeon's ex and his motorhome

😂 canna beat a good old fashioned pickle ball rammy

Wonderful. Nae sure aboot the lad's pronunciation of Burgh though 😂