The Ugly Machine

AC6 vinyl

Hell yeah. I got a goodie this year too!

Congrats you're in the matrix

I'll tell you what their deal is

(Happy birthday @theuglymachine.bsky.social ♥️)

#art

Oh the cats are eatin GOOD soon, so many new houses

All four pics are of bombed out businesses and cars. Plumes of smoke in the sky.

Yeah my dads live down there and they've been sending very worrying pics while saying "we're ok." Every couple hours

A Francesca style throwing axe

Francesca

A Francesca style throwing axe, glowing cherry red on an anvil

Her name is Francesca

the worst thing that can happen online is I see some art with a weapon in it and my brain goes "we can make that. we should make that"

My strong lover got their powerful back from shoveling miles of snow, if you complain about it you are unworthy of being worshipped

They don't even let you smoke at the computer anymore it's fucked

you can no longer buy a mens girdle at sears

i dont fuckin have time for this

staples no longer sells keyboards pre-loaded with granola bar dust

if you use a .22 round you're playing 2 games at once

fuck it
I'll panic when I'm dead

If you like today's Bimbo Mentality, remember that you have until Tuesday to submit questions for our AMA to be answered during our next episode!

they live there in the winter, and apparently planes are being burned on the tarmac so who knows if they'll be able to leave any time soon. scary shit

it HAPPENS ok!?

RIGHT?!

infuriating

do you look at the pfp and decide if the post is worth reading first or do you read the post and go hey who wrote that and look at the pfp?

What we promise is all the costs of education without any of the benefits.

It was so fun!

loading up a new home with all your stuff is so great because when you're done, for one shining moment, you know exactly where everything is

You should put this on your Monday commute playlist if you'd like to hear three amazing gals ask me questions about metalworking I've never been asked before!
-What that peen do?
-what if I put my bare ass on a frozen anvil?
-is it safe to put that in my mouth?
And so much more

Komm, Süsser Tod 2: Tod Fast Tod Furious

I want to be in my Miyazaki years. I want a workshop full of dedicated workers I can just say "put a handle on this" or "grind and polish that" and they do it excellently but I always say "terrible, but it will do we have no choice now"

You should put this on your Monday commute playlist if you'd like to hear three amazing gals ask me questions about metalworking I've never been asked before!
-What that peen do?
-what if I put my bare ass on a frozen anvil?
-is it safe to put that in my mouth?
And so much more

Chapter with two fledgling doves

Chapter is out here making new friends!

A small dove in the foreground and a chipmunk under a pallet under my propane tank in the background

Small Dove way in the back behind a stump and a chipmunk under one of the foot treadles for a foot-powered grindstone

Hootie's kids are now hanging out with Cashew, the chipmunk that likes to run across my boots while I'm working