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Rust Witch Blacksmithing and metal art Inquiries: TheUglyMachine@Gmail.com buy some stickers of my anvils at https://ko-fi.com/theuglymachine

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Bimbo Mentality Q&A!

18.02.2026 01:48 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A reznor monitor heater

A reznor monitor heater

That's it I'm telling the shop heater

17.02.2026 20:24 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You can't tell a male and female dwarf apart, because of the beard. You also cannot tell if they're nude, again because of the beard

17.02.2026 20:16 β€” πŸ‘ 36    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hello 2 they introduce the Acknowledger

17.02.2026 17:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

training my dog to rip off the balls of anyone whose ringtone is wagon wheel

17.02.2026 17:29 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

its like we forgot about cargo shorts

17.02.2026 16:46 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

most of my posts are bad because I'm using a weighted training phone, when I switch to a normal phone they're very good

17.02.2026 16:45 β€” πŸ‘ 39    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

its a little device that lets you see its location with your iphone

17.02.2026 16:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Both of my birth parents, who are in different countries rn, texted me within minutes of each other asking how I'm doing. Did I lean on a panic button somewhere?

17.02.2026 15:48 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

everyone is looksmaxxing to look like handsome squidward whereas I'm going for the ancient and shriveled corncob doll with bad vibes your single by choice aunt puts out as her only halloween decoration every year

17.02.2026 15:40 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

So sweet! Hbd jesseeeee

17.02.2026 14:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

HBD DUDE!!!!

17.02.2026 13:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

she sounds like the pull start on a chainsaw

17.02.2026 13:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Wanna make some coddled corn? You just kinda smother it til it pops.

17.02.2026 02:10 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
pen drawing of a knight in a frog mouth helm that's been stabbed through the eye slot with a longsword. his gauntleted hands clutch dramatically by his chest

pen drawing of a knight in a frog mouth helm that's been stabbed through the eye slot with a longsword. his gauntleted hands clutch dramatically by his chest

Ah! Alas...

#art

17.02.2026 00:33 β€” πŸ‘ 68    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I could do it. Could be fun.

17.02.2026 00:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A wood bird in a nest made of sticks

A wood bird in a nest made of sticks

Strange things happening in the workshop today

16.02.2026 21:49 β€” πŸ‘ 42    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Excited to hang out in my new third space (I'm driving off a cliff)

16.02.2026 17:38 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

if you, the artist, cannot tell me about the decisions you made when creating a piece of music, then you didnt make it

16.02.2026 17:05 β€” πŸ‘ 473    πŸ” 56    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 3

10' CUSTOM MADE WORM PLUSHIE !!!!!!!!!!

16.02.2026 06:19 β€” πŸ‘ 97    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0

I got some of these! My grandfather had a full third set too.

16.02.2026 08:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy Woimday

16.02.2026 08:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

oh it's THAT kinda party

16.02.2026 03:47 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I could clean the scale off this and make it nice and smooth looking but I feel like the scale + wax coat make it a nice tactile experience. A charm should be held for it to work.

15.02.2026 19:35 β€” πŸ‘ 64    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0
An English longbow arrow on a snowy background

An English longbow arrow on a snowy background

ARROWED!!

15.02.2026 19:57 β€” πŸ‘ 106    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

Kinda nuts how much you doxx yourself just posting under your real name

16.02.2026 03:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

when youre a hammer, everything looks crazy in HammerVision

15.02.2026 21:11 β€” πŸ‘ 42    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cell. Like animation cell. I get it

16.02.2026 00:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe you're embarrassing everyone else with how good you are. Try toning it down

16.02.2026 00:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

walking_bell_mausoleum_asmr_10_hours.mp3

16.02.2026 00:12 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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