The Loch Ness Monster

Brb everyone, gotta go have sex with a swan because an ancient Greek pot told me I’m allowed to

Wayyy too busy trying to catch this swan to remember tbh

we need a new ned ludd to do ned ludd things at ai data centers

I just think the tumblr Jimmy / Spector musical tumblr slash fic drama would be cataclysmically insane and I’ve got nothing to lose

Anyways this is my pitch for my new off broadway smash hit, Ape Escape 2 the Musical

It’s actually so insane knowing that musical adaptation pipeline as I do, that literally all we have is Oregan Trail the Musical and Persona 3 the musical

Im gonna need that recipe fr

I’m trying to figure it out with my collection of cuniform tablets but they’re all just about grain taxes

What do y’all think Ishtar did for her punishment to be getting reborn as LB?

But the pot says!!!!

Brb everyone, gotta go have sex with a swan because an ancient Greek pot told me I’m allowed to

Stop trying to be good enough for the cis and start finding out how awful you can be before they crack under the pressure

Oh man, I forgot to work it into BLACK FLAME, but canonically a young J. K. Rowling spontaneously combusts while farting during the events of the book.

No thank you! You fuckin killed it with this one.

6 year old gender switch face app on a pretransition Nessie

Recent photo of Nessie, standing in front of a folio of Gregorian Chant with a floral blazer and clown shirt on sporting wide rim, glasses, and crocheted orange skull earrings

Guess who just discovered the face app that cracked her egg! Girl just you wait lmao

Uh, ya, so Black Flame by @scumbelievable.bsky.social changed me

Selfie of Nessie, and a homemade embroidered spiderweb dress with spiderweb eyeliner featuring a little drawn spider hanging from a thread of its silk. She is sitting in front of a cat vase and painting that soup made.

Bite first or be bitten 🕷️

RIP Phillip K Dick you would've love schizo transsexuals

The 10 year olds I taught at summer camp that were conniving directly in front of me on ways to get out of piano class had more strategic brilliance

Stop trying to be good enough for the cis and start finding out how awful you can be before they crack under the pressure

It’s my rot in bed all day era? my use the cat laying on my belly to hold up my copy of Black Flame by Gretchen Felker Martin while duelscreening RuneScape and Prehistoric Planet era?

They really thought this coordinated strike was 4d chess

The inevitable gravity of crab puts out another banger

Lmao, honestly tbsp of olive oil tbsps of aloe gel tbsp of shea butter. Costs idk 50 cents a mask? Leave that shit on for 20 minutes then wash.

CLICKHOLE LIFESTYLE Groundbreaking Discovery: Paleontologists Have Agreed To Start Saying That Stegosauruses Had Beautiful Singing Voices Because It's A Nice Thought And It's Not Like They're Hurting Anyone OCTOBER 16, 2017

this is where i'm at mentally these days

The inevitable gravity of crab puts out another banger

Pale brown pseudoscorpion with large pinkish arms terminating in black pinchy claws, roaming the detritus

You could have a tiny pair of claws on all your feets like most arachnids, OR, you could grow one pair really large and use them as grabby hands
That is how the pseudoscorpion do 🖤

*ahem* dermatology

Crazy that entire fields of medicine have become luxury ads for products that mostly don’t work

The reason I know I’m chronically delusional, is that every week when I do my tarantula maintenance and feeding chores I become absolutely convinced that if everyone did this the world would be a better place.