Other people have said “played in Offspring” and that can also be a fine answer
To me it says “someone who has a popular television show on TLC where you’re waiting for other people to write the tell-all book”
This is a haircut that tells you so much about someone
The trap is that the absolute best prize you win is that you’re worse at being an idiot than I am so you can’t even do that right
CBC is releasing a doc about the push to update eponymous bird names and they're going off in the Instagram comments for one of the clips
I’m trying so hard that’s the thing
HOLY SHIT.
A dark money group, hidden behind a bunch of shell companies, is paying influencers thousands of dollars PER POST to attack @katmabu.bsky.social on social media a month before her election.
Thank you to the people who declined the money and went forward with this. So who's behind this?
See I never even get offered the despicable money of lies and that’s kind of insulting
Nate Silver discovering he’s not the writer who gets 10,000 dollars of free money to gamble with
Oh you won an argument? With me? An idiot? Good job buddy
‘Deadwood—Now That’s A Great Show,’ Says Dad After 17-Minute Lapse In Conversation https://theonion.com/deadwood-now-thats-a-great-show-says-dad-after-17-minute-lapse-in-conversation/
tired: harassing athletes for not covering the spread
wired: harassing journalists for not making things up
Materializing nude from a bolt of lightning in 2005 to show my younger self this image
Thought we’d be at least a month into this before they started lying about this stuff
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Good Mole Man to you
Coming up with a post-hoc theory section when your results are weird:
One reason I know Bluesky is a sports app is about a dozen people have alerted me to the rumor that Costner was fucking around with Cal Ripken Jr’s wife and they (allegedly) had some sort of Peter Griffin/Giant Chicken fight that took out the lights at Camden Yards, preserving Cal’s Ironman streak
one page rpg:
winston churchill vs one otter
you are winston churchill at 90 years of age, and you have been confronted by a single otter. you have four moves: alcohol, genocide by starvation, speeches, and being mean to guests at dinner. the otter has one move, which is to bite you in the ass
He is blessed to have a voice that is inherently serious in the sort of way Leslie Nielsen is an inherently serious actor
Groban is sort of the musical Jon Hamm in that he has a very successful career but just wants the love of people who watch Futurama
🫡
It’s easy to look at Kafka and go “what was that guy thinking with the bug thing?” but then you’ll have a rough week and go “that Kafka guy was cooking with that because I feel like a dang bug!”
I’d repost this but it would end with several people thinking you were pro Gavin and wanting to argue with you and several other people thinking you are being unfair to Gavin and wanting to argue with you
Exhausted Nation Lacks Strength To Form Opinion On Donald Glover Being Voice Of Yoshi https://theonion.com/exhausted-nation-lacks-strength-to-form-opinion-on-donald-glover-being-voice-of-yoshi/
It’s just a hell of a thing to have this fetishized lust for the past and not include the idea that “smart people read books, that is a thing that we should embrace” instead it’s all like wearing fucked up underwear or something idk
Think it kind of goes hand in hand with trying to force feed everyone a lot of this AI bullshit. It’s basically creating a permission structure to think doing a new form of Wikipedia scrolling is the same thing or even better and no, you’re just doing Wikipedia stuff
One big problem with the world is how few people in power I can imagine sitting down and reading a book
need to watch this with my son so he’ll finally understand why I keep saying that various animals have “the firm handshake and glossy coat of a Yale man”
Watching something with British people where they had to answer a question about American states and one of them said “Florida is the rude shaped one” and yeah that’s most of what you need to know
