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Thea Sabin

@theasabin.bsky.social

Author, Wicca for Beginners. I write about birds, bats, folklore, history, art, archaeology, things spooky and spiritual, monsters, and VERY bad movies. Ideal day is a hike with my sassy parrot to a Neolithic stone circle for a picnic that includes cheese.

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The credits music would have us believe this is a way better movie than it is. Thanks for hosting @wr1ghtbra1n.bsky.social!

01.02.2026 02:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nice Three Stooges eyeball poke there, Roddy, but he's a frog. In the desert. If you leave him there he'll just dry out. . #Riffotronic

01.02.2026 02:30 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Chekhov's rocket launcher. :) #Riffotronic

01.02.2026 02:29 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Roddy's very dirty ruffled shirt is a nice touch. #riffotronic

01.02.2026 02:26 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This really is Planet of the Apes with frogs. I wonder if that was the pitch to whoever financed this thing. #Riffotronic

01.02.2026 02:22 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Actor Rory Calhoun dressed like a prospector

Actor Rory Calhoun dressed like a prospector

All I remember of Rory Calhoun in this movie is his dentures. #Riffotronic

01.02.2026 02:18 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Sandahl Bergman's role dancing Fosse in All that Jazz obviously gave her the rigorous training she needed for the Dance of the Three Snakes. #Riffotronic

01.02.2026 02:15 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

100% yes. #riffotronic

01.02.2026 02:10 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Black and white still from the film Conan the Barbarian. Sandahl Bergman stands next to Arnold Schwarzenegger and another man.

Black and white still from the film Conan the Barbarian. Sandahl Bergman stands next to Arnold Schwarzenegger and another man.

She's lying there thinking, "I banged Conan, and now I'm going to seduce a frog." #Riffotronic

01.02.2026 02:09 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Judy Frog character sitting with child actor Jack Wild in HR Pufnstuf.

Judy Frog character sitting with child actor Jack Wild in HR Pufnstuf.

The frogs remind me of Judy Frog from HR Pufnstuf. The script also suggests someone was puffing stuff. #Riffotronic

01.02.2026 02:02 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

Oh, just wait. It gets . . . better? #Riffotronic

01.02.2026 01:58 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

As a ginger, that's the first thing I thought of when I saw this flick the first time. #Riffotronic

01.02.2026 01:50 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

As usual GifMistress, your GifGame is on point. #riffotronic

01.02.2026 01:47 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Well, let us know if the muse strikes you! Just wanted to make sure someone answered you so your question wasn't hanging, and also wanted to make sure I wasn't speaking for the other three #Riffotronic miscreants.

01.02.2026 01:41 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Roddy's not a great actor. But he does have some charm. #Riffotronic

01.02.2026 01:39 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Love me some Santo! #spaceapecinema

01.02.2026 01:37 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't remember us ever having a guest host before, but we can bring your idea to the Great Council of Crap Cinema (that would be me, @jwr1ghtbra1n.bsky.social, @arghflix.bsky.social and @mumbdaddy.bsky.social). #Riffotronic

01.02.2026 01:36 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I think I have the same sleeping bag Roddy's using. #Riffotronic

01.02.2026 01:28 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can tell you that I almost hosted this film for my first #Riffotronic outing ever. Decided not to and did Scream, Blackula, Scream instead. But this one is a classic.

01.02.2026 01:25 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

#Riffotronic

01.02.2026 01:23 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I love Sandahl Bergman. Not sure she loved this movie.
#Riffotronic

01.02.2026 01:21 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is that a taxidermied coelacanth on the wall? #Riffotronic

01.02.2026 01:09 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Us too! #riffotronic

01.02.2026 01:06 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's hot and cold and fuzzy. So yeah?

01.02.2026 01:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So I'm setting up for #Riffotronic on the couch, laptop in my lap, foot on a pillow and ice pack (long story), and a bowl of tom yum gung I just made--a precarious situation--and Little Miss the #cat is all, "I have to be in your hair RIGHT NOW or I'll be on your keyboard!"

01.02.2026 01:02 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Hoo, boy. #Riffotronic is going to do the Dance of the Three Snakes at 8 ET/5 PT--meaning in about 5 minutes. If you don't know what the Dance of the Three Snakes is, well....

01.02.2026 00:56 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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FIFTEEN MINUTE WARNING!!!

Why, yes. I AM part toad on my mother's side.

Hell Comes to Frogtown tonight on #Riffotronic

Here's the link
buff.ly/o63ignB

01.02.2026 00:45 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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As an author, I tell others my walks among the feral graves of Ashcourt Necropolis are for finding names for my characters. This is a partial truth. I also wander where the names are obscured to collect dead whisperers and growls. To become entangled in the dreams of bones. – #CLNolan

31.01.2026 15:34 β€” πŸ‘ 196    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 3

All this talk about woodsheds, and it looks like nobody has made a Cold Comfort Farm "I saw something nasty in the woodshed" gif. Will have to get on that. #bmoviemaniacs

31.01.2026 05:10 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

#bmoviemaniacs

31.01.2026 05:08 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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