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@edparnell.bsky.social

Writer, podcaster, mysterious shadowy figure. Medium. Substack. Spreaker. Patreon. I am literally all over the place. Just look for me.

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I wish to apologise. I had no idea my new assistant had a dark and sinister past. If I had known that, I would never have employed Mad Axe Murderer Mulville. If only there had been some clue.

05.02.2026 13:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Amazing the amount of detail you have to supply to get state support, basic state support, which they will weedle out of in any way they can or delay. But be friends with a pedophile and have a dodgy record and they'll make you an ambassador to another country on the flip of a coin.

04.02.2026 14:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I just met Kevin Costner!

He may have had concussion.

04.02.2026 13:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The reviews.

03.02.2026 17:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
DOJ Protects Trump From Epstein Accountability as MAGA Attacks "Sanctuary Cities" | The Daily Show
YouTube video by The Daily Show DOJ Protects Trump From Epstein Accountability as MAGA Attacks "Sanctuary Cities" | The Daily Show

Why is The Daily Show the only one doing actual reporting? youtu.be/cwXIq81eE24

03.02.2026 05:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Reporters Blow Up Plane, Expose Security Lapses
YouTube video by The Onion Reporters Blow Up Plane, Expose Security Lapses

i miss the days when i just watched satire rather than lived in it youtu.be/FpN_RjIaVw8

02.02.2026 03:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It is odd though that Melania, who they claim is so invested in kid and children and their welfare could not get further away from either the issue, welfare or the children themselves.

It's like she doesn't give a solid gold shite.

Which we know her husband would sell as Merch.

01.02.2026 17:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Or not of.

01.02.2026 17:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Of the three thousand or so which the previous Trump Administration 'lost'.

01.02.2026 17:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€ΌοΈπŸ’›πŸ­ Liam is home β€ΌοΈπŸ’œπŸ§Έ
Here with Ilhan Omar
& Joaquin Castro

Now let's get the other
children out πŸ›β€οΈπŸ’™πŸ’›πŸ’šπŸŽ 

01.02.2026 17:14 β€” πŸ‘ 850    πŸ” 284    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 0

I am starting to wonder if typing this update is worth it. and I am only halfway through.

01.02.2026 10:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Melania Movie Mocked | Premiere Problems, Seat Fillers, and Corruption
YouTube video by Tommy Campbell Melania Movie Mocked | Premiere Problems, Seat Fillers, and Corruption

I would say MELANIA is the single greatest cinematic experience of the entire history of film making.

If I had been hit on the head by a falling fridge.
youtu.be/OjFugh1PQ_Y?...

01.02.2026 04:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Neil Breen's Pass Thru - BAD MOVIES!
YouTube video by FanboyFlicks Neil Breen's Pass Thru - BAD MOVIES!

Treat yourself to the world of Neil Breen youtu.be/bSYK2vHez40

01.02.2026 03:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Saturday Night Serial - F. Scott Fitzgerald - The Great Gatsby - Chapter 9, Part 3 The Great Gatsby is a 1925 tragedy novel by American writer F. Scott Fitzgerald. Set in the Jazz Age on Long Island, near New York City, the novel depicts first-person narrator Nick Carraway's interactions with Jay Gatsby, a mysterious millionaire obsessed with reuniting with his former lover, Daisy Buchanan. The novel was inspired by a youthful romance Fitzgerald had with socialite Ginevra King and the riotous parties he attended on Long Island's North Shore in 1922.

πŸ“£ New Podcast! "Saturday Night Serial - F. Scott Fitzgerald - The Great Gatsby - Chapter 9, Part 3" on @Spreaker #1920s #americanliterature #bookrecommendations #classicnovels #daisybuchanan #fscottfitzgerald #gatsbyparties #jaygatsby #jazzage #literarytragedy #longisland #nickcarraway

31.01.2026 20:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That moment you think you have sausage rolls in the freezer for your tea, but you open the door and the full horror of your situation arises.

31.01.2026 17:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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The only good thing about that company video that 'party' put out is the picture of Nigel Farage everyone wants to see.

31.01.2026 14:04 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Book Of The Week - Riggermortis by Frank Bruno I don;t have any idea what this is about beyond it's about Boxing. https://archive.org/details/riggermortis0000fran

πŸ“£ New Podcast! "Book Of The Week - Riggermortis by Frank Bruno" on @Spreaker #bookclubmargate #bookdiscussion #bookishlife #bookrecommendations #booksoftheweek #bookwormlife #boxingandbooks #boxingliterature #frankbrunofans #frankbrunoreads #libraryadventures #literaryboxing #literaryjourney

31.01.2026 12:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Trump Administration announces, hot on the heels of the runaway success of MELANIA a sequel

MELANIA II - We're Going To Need a Bigger Grift

31.01.2026 10:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

BREAKING: Trump tries to divert attention by saying The Epstein Files is delayed because he is personally working on making the whole trove of infamy into a lavish musical version

31.01.2026 02:29 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I watched a bit of the Apprentice, and if that's the standard of 'Brain' which qualifies as an Entrepreneur, I would not be surprised if, with their careful stewardship and talent, we're not all back in caves banging rocks into other rocks sooner than we'd like.

31.01.2026 02:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's a creep though towards that. And every time they fail they learn what didn't work and try it again. I doubt many jobs will be left. It's in the companies' interests. Look at AI, lots of lawyers, doctors etc being replaced by the system which was supposed to lighten the workload.

31.01.2026 02:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You know with all the names in the Epstien files, if there is any justice left in the world the next series of Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous will have a strong jail theme.

31.01.2026 01:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

every epstein file drop underscores how elite power operates through shared socio-economic networks, regardless of people's ideological differences, populist posturing, or public feuds

30.01.2026 23:58 β€” πŸ‘ 30065    πŸ” 6568    πŸ’¬ 389    πŸ“Œ 312

It's the wrap party.

31.01.2026 01:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you feed a nation a diet of chemicals in the water, junk food, reality television, poor working conditions and deny and scorn those who wish for education, if you do these things this is what you get. Rich people riding over everyone, not just the smarter ones who oppose the power grab.

31.01.2026 01:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They could dispel that crowd by putting up a screen and showing MELANIA.

31.01.2026 01:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It does nothing, though. It's a gesture, but it does nothing. And that's what's wrong with the system. Something like ICE, predicated on an abuse of power, has no challenge mechanism. Since Bush people have been warning about exactly this set of events. Ample time to put in guard rails. Yet, nothing

31.01.2026 01:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We all feel the same.

31.01.2026 01:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

John Candy was such a loss. Catherine O'Hara is the same sort of thing. A quiet presence that you always knew was there, and when it wasn't you felt it. That's a rare quality in showbusiness.

31.01.2026 01:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am not even sure they will be replaced by people. Businesswise, it would be smarter to set up a factory and use machines. It's a big investment but pays back quickly.

People are not a consideration to someone like Trump. Only fools think that.

31.01.2026 01:31 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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