@necropolitan.bsky.social
when i’m closing in on death, you can’t help me
[AIM door opening sound] what’s up
14.10.2025 12:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
tired: pope trump
wired: pope pius XIII
CHRIST IT HURTS TO REMEMBER WHAT LIFE WAS LIKE BEFORE
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LOL she changed it to a sped up version of “6 foot 7 foot”. my queen
24.04.2025 20:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0kelsey put on “where is the love” in the car and i can’t stop singing “people killin people dyin peter lois meg and brian”
24.04.2025 20:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0i’m at busch gardens and i’m going to try and serve cunt on iron gwazi when it takes your photo
24.04.2025 15:16 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0doing this in earnest now
24.04.2025 03:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i’m woefully jobless rn so maybe i’ll post more here again. hi
24.04.2025 03:11 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0sorry to double notify you but i’m a former melee TO and i have 11 years under my belt as a designer, most recently doing product/UX design in the cloud data governance and DSPM sector. this is super relevant to my interests lol
23.04.2025 19:45 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0oh hell yeah i’m funemployed as of yesterday!
23.04.2025 19:41 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
product of my environment
24.02.2025 21:24 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0having pmdd means for one week every month you become anna karenina then on the 8th day you lock in harder than you ever have before and wonder why you wanted to kys so bad
24.02.2025 21:22 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0your outie hits the vape until it tastes like aquarium gravel. your outie’s crisper drawer is full of coke zero. your outie has an extensive scented candle collection. please try to enjoy each fact equally. your outie fucks like they invented it
23.02.2025 03:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0or wow you’re a couple new to non monogamy looking for a woman to “spice things up” that’s soooo cool and not cliche and boring
22.02.2025 18:25 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i’m on a couple apps for dating, and a lot of the people i encounter aren’t like actually subversive, they’re just playing pretend or are maladjusted but trying to play it off as being alternative and interesting. like oh wow you’re a man into being really dominant with women? so interesting!
22.02.2025 18:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0i’ve complained about this elsewhere in different words but there are just a dearth of cool perverts in this world. i’m trying to set a good example but i need assistance
22.02.2025 18:09 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0HOW CAN THERE BE
ANY SIN IN SIIIIIIINCEEEEEERE??
true by spandau ballet: [comes on]
me, involuntarily: huh huhuh HUHHHH huhhh, years of abuse
my FAVORITE ritual of the year bitch it’s the vegan vday prix fixe
13.02.2025 02:11 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 12, Episode 20
10.02.2025 21:19 — 👍 55 🔁 16 💬 1 📌 0nyello 🤑
08.02.2025 23:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0there’s a part in big shark where they sing a bastardized version of here in the real world by alan jackson that’s just “cowboys don’t cry, heroes don’t die, they just sparkle in the sky, so i won’t cry” and the whole theater sang along together. formative and beautiful moment!!
08.02.2025 21:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i saw the room and big shark at the movies with my friends AND GREG SESTERO last and it was the most unguarded good i felt in a while. peace and love and tommy wiseau on planet earth
08.02.2025 21:51 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
be honest. do i got this shit on
08.02.2025 21:39 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0ohhhh tonstartssbandht are florida boys and scroll downers are a super flash in the pan baltimore band that my friends showed me!! you should listen to “an when” by the former and “hot winter” by the latter!
02.02.2025 05:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0wait which?? happy to show/share!
02.02.2025 05:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0when gaga released the fame SPECIFICALLY paparazzi… lives were changed! people died!
02.02.2025 04:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
top artists and songs january 2025
02.02.2025 04:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0the short version is i had a vasovagal response and fainted from full standing height while walking to get something in the apartment. just like WHUMP completely dead weight on my leg
30.01.2025 21:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
not a joke
30.01.2025 20:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
