I roasted Toronto and her women and some dorks thought I was being sexist instead of anti-Ontario.
I have the same birthday as Kacey Musgraves, I assumed we’d meet and I’d make her laugh. Still think that may happen! My new haircut looks great, too.
@chasingray.bsky.social
I live, work, vote, and own a home in Alaska. I’ve voted for Mary Peltola (twice!) and I speak to my reps and Senator (we stan for Elvi!) Thank you for explaining to me how things work here, but I think I’m ok. I was zinging out of state Bluesky leftists, friend.
Is she the nominee yet? Has she been asked on the record? I’m not sure a candidate who doesn’t align with Bluesky libs has an obligation to court AOC donors on national terms, I’m not a huge fan of the Schumer/Jeffries wing of the party trying to influence an Alaska election.
I have a new physician, and when I was asked about my past and bad habits, I went full Colin:
The duality of Blue Sky is out of state Democrats talking shit about the Maine and Texas races while simultaneously hyping Mary Peltola in Alaska, who is pretty far right by National Dem standards, but may not be “centrist” enough to win here.
The Song of Ice and Fire books are easy because even though there are 7,000 characters, they are all related. Its a binary group of families with frequent backstabbing. “That one guy with the sigil of a stripper on a mudflap is with family A, but he’s a traitor!” Family B is gonna be PISSED
PENNYTREE
Joker: Batman doesn’t murder
Batman: I don’t murder
Catwoman: I did some murders
Batman: I love you Anne Hathaway
Bills fans are approaching Maple Leafs fans of coping by citing random stats: “Our team was 6th in [acronym], and the actual champs were 8th, therefore we are the true best team this season and your team is a fraud”. Ok, or you could just win playoff games.
Big thanks to @drewmagary.bsky.social for including my question in a Funbag, and answering it in a way which didn’t get me clowned, and big thanks to @davidjroth.bsky.social for liking alot of my skeets. Please subscribe to @defector.com !
When your football bestie wonders if the guest list for the gathering will be drama free:
Seems the “no” voters intended to embarass him personally, since he embarrassed them years ago. The coaching/front office/executive suite folks in thd NFL are a hive of nepotism, petty jealosies, and incompetence. Not particularly shocked the sons and old farts rejected an old fart son.
Bluesky is neither a dating app or a political app. It is, in fact, a pretty kickass sports fan app.
Seahawks fans dissing the Pats schedule are playing a dangerous game. If you win, you beat a shit team. If you lose…you’ve destroyed your own team’s reputation. If I were a Hawks fan (I respect myself, so I’m not) I’d be gassing up the Pats like they are the Ray Lewis Ravens
A Kight of the Seven Kingdoms, as watched by book readers. #summerhall
James Garoppolo (born November 2, 1991), nicknamed "Jimmy G".
I predicted Mac Jones and Jimmy Garrapolo cameos in these playoffs and completely forgot about Patriots legend Jarrett Stidham
Josh Allen is the Jay Cutler of Jon Elways
@icegov.bsky.social Boo.
One of the best taco joints in Anchorage is inside of a Chevron station on Boniface.
Again!
Well she’s not his problem anymore, so this is one of his better posts
Tapping the sign
This game is a wonderful display of Ben Johnson getting cute and having his hubris explode in the funniest possible ways.
Cuban/Cignetti 2028
Does the 25th Amendment incorporate Curt Cignetti somehow?
The Chargers could do the funniest thing
Hey, @davidjroth.bsky.social I just left a Voice message for the Distraction, here is the picture: (also, please feel free to paraphrase my call instrad of playing it on air!)
