Ollie

Wagering which of my vile colleagues is taking an S in the next stall based on the timbre of their hole

Gay guys
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A Denmark x US war is soooo fanfic, like..

Time to honour unsung heroes, like the person who invented those web-like things they stick in urinals to stop splash back

Call me old fashioned but it doesn’t sit right that a gay person I know is a dentist

The same insidious marketeers are doing to Biscoff what they did to Aperol in 2021, I see

To Sydney: you can be dumb or a cunt, not both.

Canberra is simply the La Trobe Bundoora campus scaled up

I hope my B-list underwear never find out about my underwear caste system

Startling number of hot people thinking they’re funny lately. I’m shaken.

Elvin, online homosexuals dressing their five foot, four inch frames in white t-shirts and mundane navy pants and calling it a ‘f*t’

Tackiest time of year. Might move to Thailand.

Few more destabilising forces than a douchey straight man with gorgeous skin.

Someone wrench my arms behind me and pull till I crackle like a glowstick

Everyone loved how much I talked about my lower back pain at the festival

A donation of only $5 can save one gay man from a Friday night of watching music videos with other gay men

Fly buzzing near head incessantly. E. Allan Poe-ass situation.

The coastal town my parents live in being irrevocably altered by legging mum feedback loops

The lord granted us text messaging so we could fulfil divine unrepliedness (says everyone I know always and ever)

Only Robyn Konichiwa can salvage us,
please,
please,
rescue us
Robyn Konichiwa

Kinda cool how my last three share houses have been my “last share house”

Almost definitely my hangover talking but I feel so connected to the lesbian couple sitting kind of near me here at Grill’d