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Dylan

@dbangs.bsky.social

I play magic and drive a forklift and have bad knees

19 Followers  |  49 Following  |  9 Posts  |  Joined: 06.02.2024
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One of my least favorite things around AI in video games is when these LLM idiots try to say that "AI has been in video games for decades," as if the routines that tell ghosts to chase Pac-Man are exactly the same as the chat bot claiming there are nine Rs in strawberry.

23.02.2026 18:00 β€” πŸ‘ 5343    πŸ” 1521    πŸ’¬ 68    πŸ“Œ 36
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I'm chiinsaw man

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11.02.2026 23:40 β€” πŸ‘ 7085    πŸ” 1725    πŸ’¬ 80    πŸ“Œ 29
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Wow! What sounded like the entire AEW Dynamite audience in Las Vegas tonight chanted "Fuck ICE! Fuck ICE!" in unison before the main event

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Onion Headline: 
"Poor Sleep Linked To Gong"

Onion Headline: "Poor Sleep Linked To Gong"

Subscribing to the print edition of The Onion has literally helped keep me sane

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Boys are the worst and they ruin everything. However I am also boys

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ghosted

02.10.2025 11:13 β€” πŸ‘ 581    πŸ” 138    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 1

Blocking posts calling you out doesn't help your argument.

03.08.2025 19:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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looks pretty stolen to me

03.08.2025 19:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Soaper Creek

17.07.2025 23:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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finally

03.05.2025 09:35 β€” πŸ‘ 75    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

i play video games old guy style now: no more than two hours at a time no matter how long or addictive the game is. not even Balatro sucks me in. eventually i just wanna take a little nap in my chair

08.03.2025 13:11 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Laptops should be able to feel fear. Phones no, desktops no, printers yes (small not large). You should be able to shake them to scare them.

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a pixelated image of a gnome with a cone hat on ALT: a pixelated image of a gnome with a cone hat on
02.03.2025 20:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

hey so me and the other monsters were thinkin maybe you go to a different level. you already killed a lot of us. we’re grievin pretty bad.

01.03.2025 06:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2111    πŸ” 325    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 8
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going to start sending this video of dan hentschel to people while waiting to be let in while outside of their home instead of knocking

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Happy Valentine's Day this is us if we were little snowmen

14.02.2025 08:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this account is just going to be me reposting this image every time i need to look at it

31.01.2025 07:16 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@onisoapie.bsky.social trapped in the infinite HuniePop edging session

09.02.2025 05:17 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
sopranos fan FrameInOrder brought a sign to Royal Rumble with a specific scene and time on it

sopranos fan FrameInOrder brought a sign to Royal Rumble with a specific scene and time on it

HAAHAHAHAH UNCLE JUN FORGOT TO PUT THE TOP ON THE BLENDER AHAHAHAH STUPID-A FUCKING GAME YOU A BEE ON YOUR HAT EEEYY REMEMBER YOUR FIRST BLOW JOB EY TON GABAGO OVA HEEEAHHH REMEMBER PEARL HARBOUR HOW LONG DID IT TAKE FOR THE GUY TO CUM I KNOW YOU BUT YOU GOTTA GET OVER IT THIS IS THE ONE WITH PULP I LIKE THE ONE WITH SOME PULP I GET HE DRIVES A LINCOLN YOU KNOW I'M WORKING THE FEDS RIGHT TON PARAMOUNT PICTURES REALLY NEED TO GET THEIR SHIT TOGETHER JUST WHEN I THOUGHT I WAS OUT THEY PULL ME BACK IN MICHAEL IS IS TRUEEEEE I DID-ENT YES WE'RE GOING TO WIN THIS THING THAT'S RIGHT COCKSUCKA GO BACK TO NEW JERSEY WHATEVER HAPPENED THERE

HAAHAHAHAH UNCLE JUN FORGOT TO PUT THE TOP ON THE BLENDER AHAHAHAH STUPID-A FUCKING GAME YOU A BEE ON YOUR HAT EEEYY REMEMBER YOUR FIRST BLOW JOB EY TON GABAGO OVA HEEEAHHH REMEMBER PEARL HARBOUR HOW LONG DID IT TAKE FOR THE GUY TO CUM I KNOW YOU BUT YOU GOTTA GET OVER IT THIS IS THE ONE WITH PULP I LIKE THE ONE WITH SOME PULP I GET HE DRIVES A LINCOLN YOU KNOW I'M WORKING THE FEDS RIGHT TON PARAMOUNT PICTURES REALLY NEED TO GET THEIR SHIT TOGETHER JUST WHEN I THOUGHT I WAS OUT THEY PULL ME BACK IN MICHAEL IS IS TRUEEEEE I DID-ENT YES WE'RE GOING TO WIN THIS THING THAT'S RIGHT COCKSUCKA GO BACK TO NEW JERSEY WHATEVER HAPPENED THERE

THE SOPRANOS
SEASON 3 EPISODE 7
28:39

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(bits wrinkly)

01.02.2025 05:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

this account is just going to be me reposting this image every time i need to look at it

31.01.2025 07:16 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Replayed Portal last night for the first time in maybe 15 years, and man, that is the very definition of a perfectly formed game. Introduces the mechanics, gives you a few solid puzzles, a few intriguing morsels of storytelling, a fun puzzly boss battle, then just dips.

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People will be like β€œkeep politics out of gaming” and then play Final Fantasy 7

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I respect any videogame that tells me the world is ending but lets me go fishing

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