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Probably. He telegraphed how he felt about the half time show whenever Bad Bunny was announced as the performing act

He looks like the Ombudsman of Flavortown

Crimes of passion? In this economy?

Ok, but calling it ICE fishing is kinda funny

I haven't followed baseball regularly in a few years, so it took me a second to recognize the name. This kid was a force when it came to speed while he was with the Royals, and I would imagine he continued that with his other teams. Horrible that his family lost him, especially at such a young age

He doesn’t get booed in this country? Well, we just need to remedy that, don’t we

This really is the governmental way of messaging someone on Teams just to say "did you see that email I sent you." Releasing it as a press release is a nice touch, though, the kind of petty I can appreciate

But hey, at least we don't have Biden who likes ice cream, stutters occasionally, and loses his train of thought during interviews. We can't have any of THOSE kinds of signs of old age running the country!

Sounds like me with GTAV. I’ve played the prologue and the first mission at least 4 times at this point, and just haven’t given myself the chance to go back

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Am I Optimus Prime?

I know of a faster way to remove the debt… #TaxTheUberRich

Well, public shaming is certainly one way to stop consuming porn, I guess

Xbox has higher standards than the US Government confirmed

It's just wild to me, just when I think "okay, this is as bad as it gets, there's no POSSIBLE way things could get worse," they somehow find ways to prove me wrong and that things are, in fact, FAR worse and more disgusting than you could possibly imagine.

Can't tell you how happy I am to no longer be working for them. This shit used to happen all the time while I worked there. Interesting to see how literally nothing has changed in 8 years

But yeah, fuck Spectrum

...what if his middle name was Bernard...or Benjamin...

How long before we get the talking heads talking about "turning down the rhetoric" at all the news orgs?

I'm kidding, of course, they will either blame Frost and Omar for bringing it on themselves, or (more likely) be radio silent about it.

Soooo, are we gonna do anything about it or just keep clutching our pearls, calling for decorum, and pretending everything will be all right until the Midterms? Because you have it in your power to stop this shit, you just refuse to use it

And before the spin starts, you mean to tell me all those “officers” that were bigger than the guy and already had him subdued on the ground, beating the shit out of him, all of them “feared for their lives”? Fuck outta here with that…

Hey, so, you know that whole Second Amendment thing so many like to crow about to let them keep their big guns? The government executing civilians in the streets while protesting is what it’s ACTUALLY designed to prevent and protect against, not just letting you have the guns

There's a metaphor here about "the swamp is even more corrupted than ever before"

QTP with a gif from one of your favorite comfort shows 📺

QTP with a gif from one of your favorite comfort shows 📺

Because if anyone knows how to illegally gain wealth while being a politician…it’s absolutely Donald Trump. He’s not an expert on much, but corruption, political crimes, and deflection? He’s an expert all his own

Let tonight be a lesson to all of us: Make sure you have established your own, and are aware of your loved ones', advance directives.

Do you want to be awakened from your slumber when It Happens? Or do you want to find out when you awake naturally and unlock your phone? Let your loved ones know.

Damn, must be a serious storm if Ted Cruz is fleeing...I mean, "flying" out of state