Dan Douglas

Israel cannot break ceasefires, they can only “test“ them by killing dozens of people

a tweet from user dandouglas posted on 17/10/2024 reads “since twitter is going to feed everything you post into the big generative Al machine i think we should all pivot to posting exclusively about elon musk drinking piss. 100% elon musk piss drinking content platform”

A headline from 404 media dot com reads “Elon Musk could ‘drink piss better than any human in history,’ Grok says”

not saying i had a hand in this but i’m not not saying that

Alright! Let's actually talk about this waterfall thing. It is an amazing showcase of many things that I adore from late 90s/early 2000s graphics.
I am replicating this in Blender through mere observation, so some things might not be fully accurate to the mind-boggling effects of the PS1.

a “how do I play duke nukem” google search returns a link to a Reddit post as the top result

a Google AI overview for the search “how do I play duke nukem” reads “To play Duke Nukem, you'll need to get the game and then set up the controls, which vary by version. For classic versions, you may need to configure the setup and then run the game from a directory. You can use standard keyboard controls for movement and firing, with keys like A to jump, Z to crouch, and the Ctrl key to fire.”

same search, first using udm14.com to disable AI overview (good, detailed thread full of useful links), second using vanilla (lol)

A cropped screenshot from a Canadian government website with the prompt "What's your occupation?" The answer "Writer" has been provided, generating the red text error response "Please enter a valid occupation."

Almost a year now since I received this absolutely classic burn from the Canadian government.

YouTube video by struthless The Brainrot Apocalypse (a DIY survival guide)

love this guy’s videos so much

a hand holding an open packet of mcvities milk chocolate digestives gingerbread festive edition biscuits

recommend these if you like a slightly worse version of something that is basically perfect 👍

I literally could not stop myself from inappropriately laughing out loud for real

interestingly if he’d lived long enough Kubrick maybe would have framed to accommodate vertical screens without compromising too much!

back in my day, before DVDs, films on TV and video were regularly panned-and-scanned so you typically got a compromised version of the director’s vision
TEEN LOOKING UP FROM WATCHING THE MOST HORRIBLY REFORMATTED JUDDERY CLIP OF A 30-YEAR-OLD PANAVISION MOVIE ON THEIR PHONE: huh?

sloppy cheese mush sandwich, the biggest chocolate bar they have available and a 473ml can of red bull

worst part of the school run is going to tesco straight afterwards and another parent spotting you with a disgusting meal deal in your basket

again I ask, what is the upside of this technology

cheers! 6-year-old is happy quietly doing crafts in her room, 10-month-old is significantly more hands-on 😵‍💫

man it is ~so hard~ looking after young kids feeling this whacked, all the literature is like “make sure you rest up and take things at your own pace” and i just… can’t really do that?

Jesus Christ

It said it was sending him a real person to help and then went LOL no just kidding I can’t do that

Seven more families are now suing OpenAI over ChatGPT's role in suicides, delusions | TechCrunch In one case, 23-year-old Zane Shamblin had a conversation with ChatGPT that lasted more than four hours.

Indefensible to argue this belongs in schools.

Is that good

imagining dunking my hand in the pill drawer and taking a handful for the day

Please help Om Jameel if you can:
shorturl.at/hcCSb

succubus - female demon that seduces men

incubus - male demon that seduces women

vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party

cheers! yeah just taking it as easy as possible for now, took the day off work and resting up

hit my head pretty hard yesterday and doctor said i have concussion so i looked up an NHS video on recovery tips and now half my youtube recommendations are like “YOU PROBABLY GONNA FUCKIN DIE” with red x-ray skulls shattering like sniper elite

Me: The one good thing about Twitter was that it tempered the impulse to become a scold, whereas on BlueSky it appears to be actively encouraged. Rando replying: Yes, BlueSky is facts-forward. Anything less will be called out. And opinionated- but that's not unique. And also decent and civil Like it or leave it.

Perfect. No notes.

Long shot but if anyone would be keen on last minute tickets to see METAL GEAR SOLID played by an orchestra tonight at the Royal Albert Hall at 7pm, let me know?

Partner can’t use his ticket tonight and if we can pass it to someone who can and can recover even some costs we’d like to

This is the most ruthless act of union busting in the history of the UK games industry. Yesterday, @rockstargames.com unfairly fired over 30 employees for union activity.

We won't back down, and we're not scared - we will fight for every member to be reinstated.

I did not expect this post to resonate with so many people, but it makes sense considering how many people have been laid off or are going through layoffs rn. Gen X and Millennials were also taught to prioritize work and our careers, only to see homes become too expensive to buy and wages stagnate.

All the people with taste are broke, all the people who lack taste have the money, and making anything requires bridging the two in the dumbest ways possible.

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