Ryker (FCL, FWA, AC)

Ryker (FCL, FWA, AC)

@rykertheshep.bsky.social

Rock climber. Disc golfer. Coach. Mixologist. Photographer. #1 Daddy Dog. I try to make your day just a little bit better. πŸ”ž (35/M) patreon.com/RykerTheShep

7,745 Followers 267 Following 4,277 Posts Joined Aug 2023
5 hours ago

Omg, Talcen, I love you for this.

I'm gonna be listening to this song on loop today. Thanks for reminding me of it!

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22 hours ago

I'm gonna lock you in your suit, roomie. πŸ”’

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1 day ago

Absolutely not! πŸ’› πŸ”’

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1 day ago

Twinsies! 🐢

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1 day ago

The weeds...they will be arriving soon.

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1 day ago

"Do you cum?" is mine.

Do you ____ is a recipe for disaster.

Do you shit, Melius?

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1 day ago

The snow recently melted here and there's so much CRAP I need to pick up on the lawn and gardens.

Wachi, help.

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1 day ago

Did you do your shit, Melius?

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2 days ago

I totally know what this comic is about. 🐢 πŸ’›

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2 days ago

Ronin.

I think you are the single most person I drive crazy. 🐢

Anyway, here's Mariah Carey. 🎡

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2 days ago

I was initially skeptical and then they got into the "Who's on first" joke and I thought:

"Okay, this is the most Ryker thing ever."

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3 days ago

Correct!

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4 days ago

Dawww, I'm so glad you like it!

I am 90% goober!

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4 days ago

I'll need to make sure it's the best hug ever!

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4 days ago

Just waggin!

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4 days ago

Dog is good. And it's good to be dog. Sagely words.

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4 days ago

Whenever someone lets me know they met me, I always ask in a panic: "WAS I NICE?!"

I always want to be nice doggy.

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4 days ago

Everyone needs to be reminded than the bulge toting Shep they thirst over is just a big silly goober. 🐢

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4 days ago

*Has the best day in the entire world!*

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4 days ago

I should have!

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4 days ago

*Waggles all around!*

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5 days ago

Works for me!

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5 days ago

Hahah, it is by the same composer!

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5 days ago

I love this news!!! 🐢

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5 days ago

OH NO, I forgot to wave to the tree! 😭

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5 days ago

Awroof! Yeah! I love high fives!

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5 days ago

I'm being trafficked! Awrrooo!!!

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5 days ago

🐢! πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ͺ

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5 days ago

FRIEND!

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5 days ago

...yeah! Whatever that is!

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