Clem

Good...

You can't convince me that I'm not a literal Goddess~

I don't~

I'm glad we could come to an agreement~

I could show you around some of my places, for sure...~

Well of course I do, but I don't see how that's relevant...

What sort of thing did you have in mind?

Yeah it's a mystery to me too, but I'll pay you to protect me~

I could use a little bit of extra security. For some reason there are people out there that really don't like me...

Well maybe I might be in need of a superhero...

Oh I'm just like super bored right now~

Why not?~

Well there's one way to find out...

Good, keep going.

Tell me more~

That's better. Now say it like you mean it.

Without stammering, it makes you sound like an idiot.

Stop fucking whining like a bitch and just accept it, okay?

Good boy!

So why aren't you doing it already?

Yeah, because you're a fucking loser~

Yes you fucking can, loser~

That just makes you sound more fucking pathetic

I haven't decided yet~

I can see why~

Yeah, you're really not helping your case whining like that~

You're sounding like a pretty big one right now...

You're so right~

Exactly!

And what do you do in the presence of a Goddess...?

You can't convince me that I'm not a literal Goddess~

Got the Karen hair ready to go and call the police on some homeless people~

Without saying a word she pulled his head forward, pressing his face up against her crotch~

"Ugh, losers..."