HOT TOR GO!

Ok, I'm willing to give up Tootie.

On that note, make sure you recycle!

I've known about this since CFCs were a thing. Inhalers are a notable exception because they're life saving. These mofos will do anything to shift the blame from corpos to individuals. Real "have you tried not having asthma?" shit.

Choked to death on a Flintstones vitamin shaped like Barney Rubble.

Steven Miller getting sucked into a jet engine.

I’m a career prosecutor who took a $25,000 check from an affiliated entity of Donald Trump’s while investigating Trump University and later left my lobbying firm to become Donald Trump’s personal impeachment lawyer, White House aide, and Attorney General. So don’t you DARE question my integrity.

Ore-no

The NY Times continues to be the biggest sucker in the world for bad faith bullshit, just so the publisher can claim they're not too liberal and to pretend they'll somehow convince MAGA they're being fair to them.

Jordan Peterson might be dying, in case anyone needed a little boost to their mood today.

I took a class on Paradise Lost in college and it was incredible. I learned a lot!

“We don’t think the way fraudsters think” is a very funny thing for a guy who made his money on daytime TV to say

Greta Thunberg On Her Detention: I'm "Not The Story" — It's Israel Violating International Humanitarian Law “I could talk for a very, very long time about our mistreatment and abuses in our imprisonment. Trust me. But that is not the story.”

“I could talk for a very, very long time about our mistreatment and abuses in our imprisonment. Trust me. But that is not the story,” Thunberg said during a press conference following her release.

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I was told not to teach a class on the intellectual histories of Zionism and Anti-Zionism next year - not because they doubted I could teach it fairly, but because it would attract too many politicians scrutinizing the syllabus.

A society where that is a valid fear is no longer fully democratic.

Trump’s Directive on ‘Organized Political Violence’ Could Lead to Increased Surveillance of His Critics The president issued a directive that could make dissent riskier for people and nonprofits.

“They are deliberately blurring the line between speech protected by the First Amendment and violence or other unlawful activity, and they seem to be quite explicitly listing viewpoints that they don’t like as predicates for an all-of-government crackdown."

Queen shit.

All I want is for bad people to die in funny ways. Imagine if a piano fell on Rowling.

Can't wait til this guy's name is out there.

Tiny dick energy.

I'd love it if someone picked it up and threw it in the van.

Remember when we went to war in Iraq talking about how Saddham was gassing his own citizens and we needed to stop it

No reason that’s coming to mind today

Don’t believe anyone who tells you that intelligence shows anything “without a doubt,” but even if the intelligence was water-tight, this strike was still murder. No law permits the deliberate, premeditated killing of civilians.

I think a really underrated part of younger Americans turning so hard toward socialism, aside from everything being unaffordable, is seeing the system absolutely fail at punishing the worst people on Earth over and over and over. It doesn't really make us want to keep that system going.

This is why you should support independent journalists like @marisakabas.bsky.social! Her newsletter, The Handbasket, is not only important but also just really good.

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Scene from Fullmetal Alchemist. A hand holding a silver pocket watch with "Don't Forget 3.Oct.10" inscribed on the inside.

Scene from Mean Girls. Lindsey Lohan telling a guy "It's October 3rd"

Happy FullMean Alchemist Girls day!

When they can decide anyone is a criminal you really can’t limit your advocacy and concern for the “good” non-criminals who may suffer.

God damn, Dave Chappelle keeps finding new bottoms to fall to.

Thank you Try Guys

1-866-952-4456 to tell Netflix that in no way do you want Elon fucking Musk determining what you watch.

I just called, got through in about 15 seconds, and told them that I strongly support queer inclusion in their programming and that I will cancel my subscription if they cave.