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i’m goin down!!

Brave yourselves for more of the like.

We're going to need a bigger Luigi.

TikTok is back but like, in the way your long lost son appears on your doorstep after a mysterious disappearance & he looks & sounds the same but he’s harboring a dark secret and ok lemme turn off Lifetime

"You're so chill" thanks I gave up

i like being around people who let me be quiet.

i feel like they’re gonna ban my ig account after answering their survey🤣 like are you sure you wanna know

a year full of gratitude

game night😈🖤

wait a sec i can’t direct message myself on here??😭

oh we got ts in the bag

bettergoods has taken over my kitchen.

60 movies releasing in 2025 🍿

i was looking for toy story 5 and the donkey movie! are they not scheduled for this year anymore?

also a simmer, i’m a virgo and i have a three year old😌

i love ceasar salads so much. i want to be a ceasar salad.

If they can't privately address you. Then understand their public criticism is only for attention, don't take it personally.

if you ever need me, i’m always just 3 missed calls and 4 text messages away

The Godfather Part II is a New Year’s Eve movie

why i be feelin guilty havin the ai bot make me so many different cover letters💀 i tell it like this the last one i swear😭

ew oh my god🤢 ts was NOT a nugget😂😂

didn’t even get far in😂 gave up once i got to february lmaoo

i had a nugget in my checkers fries do we think it’s safe to eat😂 idk it’s sketchin me out

i pretend coffee helps but i still want to throat punch most of you.

Ginger is the spice of the sky and if you don’t believe me you’ve never felt your body crave a ginger ale the moment the drinks cart appears on your flight

Like FDR, I ask you to judge me by the enemies I have made.