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lol lmao even

Panel 1: Shen is looking down at his hand from a somewhat bottom-up perspective, saying "y'know, I think it's time I learned to draw hands." Panel 2: We focus on Shen's hand from his perspective. It is very simplistic, looking sort of like a water-inflated white rubber glove with 3 fingers and a thumb. Panel 3: The text says "*horrible cracking noise*" as the hand transforms into a realistic 4-fingered hand (albeit still paper white, as that is Shen's skin color). The panel is decorated with a spiral of chaotic, shaky black and yellow lines. Panel 4: Shen is looking down at his hands, which are now both realistic, large 4-fingered hands. He says "Oh HELL yes. Now time to get that YAOI MONEY."

your fucking tax dollars and mine paid for a bunch of professional government trolls to have at least(!) one actual fucking meeting about how epic it would be to all join bluesky at the same time. people wrote fucking emails about this. from dot gov addresses

I'm going to try this out either today or tomorrow and update on results.

walmart.. does DELIVERY.. and you dont even have to talk to them. What. Theyre 25-30 minutes from my house. What. Walmart does delivery..

i really do hope he's okay, he's truly one of a kind

Two black and brown bunnies snuggle atop a wooden hutch, with ears perked up.

We Replaced the Map on the Touch Screen With Compressed Family Guy Clips so You'll Stay Engaged the Whole Game

what if there was a kinda alcohol you could drink all the time, any time of day, without everyone thinking you're a piece of shit? it's called Jim's Juice, i'm Jim, i invented it, i'm fucked the hell up right now, and (winks at juice box full of fermented kratom tea) you probably didn't even notice,

luxray girl :3
#s0bkart

I've been a wrestling fan all my life and while Vince was a monster and WWE had plenty of flaws, the company itself never felt quite so evil. Wrestling's a rough business, but all the grit and charm have been scoured from WWE entirely, replaced with sleek production and corporate marketing.

Dell Buds have Treble Boost (tm) technology to emphasise the thin, nasal voices of your coworkers during meaningless Zoom meetings. If you try to play music on them they release a potent neurotoxin.

alt goth mall poss color comm for junicho on disc.
you've entered their natural hunting grounds... the food court...

Can confirm

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Inside Cuomo’s State-Funded Legal War Against the Women Who Accused Him of Sexual Harassment A review by THE CITY of thousands of pages of court documents paints the most complete picture of how intensely he is battling the women who stepped forward.

must-read on the taxpayer-funded legal battle against the women who accused Cuomo, from @rosalindadams.bsky.social + @thecity.nyc:

Obviously NEVER get frozen shit delivered or produce but, boxed goods go far in this household

Walmart does delivery. Walmart does delivery and they're 25 minutes away. Walmart does delivery to my house. What the hell. The future is now

The lion does not concern himself with were the marketplace deal takes him at 2am

God bless Cortana but we already went through this with Cortana. people don't want to talk to the computer. Computer is not friend, computer is the way I talk to friend

it always amazes me when Microsoft repeats history and once again fails to understand that people don't want to talk to their PC

You’re pushed on by numbers and punitive measures: pain, rejection, and unpaid bills. You can either play or you can crawl under a boat and waste away -- turn into salt or a flock of seagulls. Your enemies would love that. Or you can fight. The only way to load the dice is to keep on fighting.

Instead of a Star... You Have to Find Boobies. Frick. Yes.

Dude King Bob-omb's Wife is in Hospital and You Just Wanna Collect His Star What the Fuck is Your Problem

Oi you're in my post as well what the fuck!!!