Dave Currie

After much soul searching and self reflection, I have come to the decision that I am still willing to be awarded the Giller Prize.

What the hell is this album cover?

Ah fuck, now it’s that Nazi kid’s song from Cabaret.

DJ X “Here’s a set of songs that’s just your vibe. They’re just you.”

Proceeds to play “Suicide is Painless (theme from MASH).”

12) Dutch Babies
13) lady fingers
14) head cheese
15) truffle oil
16) marrow fat
17) egg cream

And finally

Spotted dick.

“I can’t get my head around calling stuff something that it’s not.” Every meat zealot.

1) hot dogs
2) rocky mountain oysters
3) hamburger steak
4) imitation crab
5) sweet bread
6) toad in the hole
7) beaver tails/elephant ears
8) mincemeat
9) steak tartar
10) hush puppies
11) Sweet Meats

I don’t think I’m going to watch X-Men 97. Wake me up when they reboot Biker Mice from Mars. I’ll be there for that.

Oh! Or Bucky O’Hare!

I’ll tag along.

Everyone playing with AI to make funny videos or pictures of famous people is standing on the roof welcoming the aliens at the start of Independence Day.

That mayo been an overreaction.

Rarely do the heart and the header find themselves in harmony.

May your favourite music never be the soundtrack of a Kelsey’s, of a Zak’s Diner, of a Browns Social House.

May you never sit inside a Bob Evans, an IHOP, or an Applebys and say to yourself “oh, I love this song.”

But you will, we all will, because when the bell tolls it tolls for thee.

I’m new here but when one posts something is it called a trail?

Prospective Memoir Title: The Loquacious Mime

The Revolution has peaked: last weekend I heard a person call “garage sales that start at 8:00am” ableist because she didn’t want to get up early on a Saturday.