charlotte brocontë

omegas of archiveofourown, you better thank g-d that the characters topping you don’t like the sight of pain and desperation as much as i do

of course i’ve been known to enjoy your standard heat fic but the trouble is always that if you tell me this character is going to become so psychotically horny that they will be in excruciating physical agony until they are fucked, i feel like the hottest thing you can do now is not fuck them

sometimes i think about fëanor and fingolfin and finarfin

EXACTLY

for me if maeglin/turgon happens it is less of a daddy thing and more maeglin being so nauseous at someone trying to be a father figure to him that he needs to render the relationship sexual to make it stop. he wants turgon to fuck him so that he won’t see him as a father (this does not work)

digital painting of Legolas and Gimli embracing. Legolas is wearing an open, and translucent shirt. He is knocking off Gimli's sallet helmet and holding one of his beard rings in another hand. Gimli is wearing chainmail and sinking his fingers into Legolas' middle section.

Legolas and Gimli - infatuated

[ #art | #lotr ]

no same i was like what are we talking about right now

[elderly and in my rocking chair] well, my boy, i’m old enough to remember all the way back when gooning referred to a specific fetish instead of just generally being horny to anything

i knew early on that the whole idea of transmasculinity or butchness where you’re like only the good and healthy parts of masculine wasn’t for me because i’m emotionally closed off, don’t want to commit, and blind horny all the time. don’t leave your stupid boyfriend for me, i’m worse

hands down the funniest and most absolutely unnecessary intuition i have is that when people online talk about porn i can almost always tell whether they have actually seen a lot of porn or if they just have ideas of it by osmosis. this is not a useful or necessary skill

asking why a man in any kind of gay erotic image would have socks on here is like seeing a pin up girl and going “why does she still have her stockings and garters on, though?”

doing things to him that are concerning to the Convocation

death's call

“what if there’s some perv out there that’s getting off on this innocent video” is not a fearmonger that works on me because i’m the perv. i’ve stumbled across dumb ass #funny videos before where some guy gets hit in the balls or whatever that made me physically go 😳 because he made a pain sound

i’m just saying that every time dick size has ever been a topic of conversation online everyone is spending way too much time on length and not nearly enough about how thick it is

you know how when a dog starts humping something and everyone sort of scolds but finds this funny and harmless because it’s a dog that can’t help itself. that’s the horniest part of puppy play to me. the amused condescension about the puppy getting too excited

a key aspect of the aretyaoi is that younger aredhel is suffering from that repressed transmasculine insanity where roughness and dick that kind of hurts a little makes you feel like a man. and celegorm is perfect for that

thank you. I should’ve know you would get me here

one is not a child merely because they look like a child, however. we can admit that there will probably be a je ne sais quoi about this to any human observer seeing it

and you know what, fine. i’ll say it. a young adult hobbit apparently being easily confused for a nine or ten year old child to humans does lend a certain freakery to hobbit/human

melian the maia —— for @meladriel.bsky.social ✧

the horniest depiction of any sadist is always when the writer understands that allowing yourself to beat the shit out of someone like you really want to is also a loss of control in a certain way

at a certain point being wrong about fictional sexual dynamics becomes a little impressive to me like it’s rare but occasionally in fandom you encounter someone who appears to be wrong about like every ship they’ve ever crossed paths with and that is fascinating in a certain way. an incredible mind

historical setting erotica is funnier if you interpret every implausibly cut dick to mean that the subject is jewish. you’ll just be seeing some medieval knight about to pound his squire thinking well mazel tov to this man

Digital art of one knight giving oral to a bigger knight. The smaller one has his visor up, covering his eyes while he's licking up the fellow Knight's hard cock. The big one is holding the back of the smaller knight's helm, keeping him on his cock. He's shirtless, still wearing his aventail and helm, gauntlets and his lowered pants.

Day 10 - Oral sex
#kinktober

historical erotica is often underestimating the degree to which the average straight man in the period they’re writing about would have been absolutely diabolically horny about bush

absolutely horrifying when ppl are complaining about some fictional dude and they’re listing objectively negative traits but you love horrible men so you’re reading this like pleasepleasePLEASE stop there’s only so wet my pussy can get

one of my favorite alienfucking things is when the alien is inhuman enough that kissing has to be explained. like oh yeah one of our intimate things is that we touch our mouth parts to each other. it can mean very different things depending on the kind of mouth-touching, yeah

FJFJDJ thank you, i’m so flattered 💜

i don’t think celegorm fathered either of them but i like for a certain concern that the chances are not 0 to hang over that fuck like a foul miasma