charlotte brocontë

asking why a man in any kind of gay erotic image would have socks on here is like seeing a pin up girl and going “why does she still have her stockings and garters on, though?”

doing things to him that are concerning to the Convocation

death's call

“what if there’s some perv out there that’s getting off on this innocent video” is not a fearmonger that works on me because i’m the perv. i’ve stumbled across dumb ass #funny videos before where some guy gets hit in the balls or whatever that made me physically go 😳 because he made a pain sound

i’m just saying that every time dick size has ever been a topic of conversation online everyone is spending way too much time on length and not nearly enough about how thick it is

you know how when a dog starts humping something and everyone sort of scolds but finds this funny and harmless because it’s a dog that can’t help itself. that’s the horniest part of puppy play to me. the amused condescension about the puppy getting too excited

a key aspect of the aretyaoi is that younger aredhel is suffering from that repressed transmasculine insanity where roughness and dick that kind of hurts a little makes you feel like a man. and celegorm is perfect for that

thank you. I should’ve know you would get me here

one is not a child merely because they look like a child, however. we can admit that there will probably be a je ne sais quoi about this to any human observer seeing it

and you know what, fine. i’ll say it. a young adult hobbit apparently being easily confused for a nine or ten year old child to humans does lend a certain freakery to hobbit/human

melian the maia —— for @meladriel.bsky.social ✧

the horniest depiction of any sadist is always when the writer understands that allowing yourself to beat the shit out of someone like you really want to is also a loss of control in a certain way

at a certain point being wrong about fictional sexual dynamics becomes a little impressive to me like it’s rare but occasionally in fandom you encounter someone who appears to be wrong about like every ship they’ve ever crossed paths with and that is fascinating in a certain way. an incredible mind

historical setting erotica is funnier if you interpret every implausibly cut dick to mean that the subject is jewish. you’ll just be seeing some medieval knight about to pound his squire thinking well mazel tov to this man

Digital art of one knight giving oral to a bigger knight. The smaller one has his visor up, covering his eyes while he's licking up the fellow Knight's hard cock. The big one is holding the back of the smaller knight's helm, keeping him on his cock. He's shirtless, still wearing his aventail and helm, gauntlets and his lowered pants.

Day 10 - Oral sex
#kinktober

historical erotica is often underestimating the degree to which the average straight man in the period they’re writing about would have been absolutely diabolically horny about bush

absolutely horrifying when ppl are complaining about some fictional dude and they’re listing objectively negative traits but you love horrible men so you’re reading this like pleasepleasePLEASE stop there’s only so wet my pussy can get

one of my favorite alienfucking things is when the alien is inhuman enough that kissing has to be explained. like oh yeah one of our intimate things is that we touch our mouth parts to each other. it can mean very different things depending on the kind of mouth-touching, yeah

FJFJDJ thank you, i’m so flattered 💜

i don’t think celegorm fathered either of them but i like for a certain concern that the chances are not 0 to hang over that fuck like a foul miasma

my thesis of maeglin/dior is [while literally balls deep] i sure hope celegorm isn’t my biological father. i sure hope celegorm isn’t your biological father either

there are characters i think are bisexual and then there are characters who i think fuck women but have probably also fucked men because a hole is a hole and those are two completely different things

LMAOOOO happy to help. we can’t just let dicks get all the gun adjacent language here

YESSSS (💜💜💜)

THANK YOU same to you!!

the fact that it’s new year will not stop me from thinking about an elf’s fat tdick. in fact i consider this perfect for the occasion

shana tova, everybody

as i always say: i love aegnor and andreth love children but the only problem with them is that when i think of the aegnor that exists in my mind, i’m not entirely convinced that man has ever looked down the barrel of a snatch in his life

turgon/finrod to me just has to be giving edwardian schoolboy sodomy like it has to give the part of every notable early 20th century british man’s memoir where he’s like obviously, all boys are homosexuals at school