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kate | 30s | tired cat mom
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18.02.2026 02:22 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
somehow i only have 2 horse figurines in my apartment
17.02.2026 17:55 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0gung NEIGH fat choy 🧧🧧🧧
17.02.2026 17:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
horse horse horse horse horse horse
17.02.2026 17:35 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0it’s aryas zodiac year which means she’s tuning TWELVE and the next time it’s her year she’ll be TWENTY FOUR and i have to kill myself
17.02.2026 17:32 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
omg
17.02.2026 16:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0happy new year everybody!
17.02.2026 15:45 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0🤦🏼♀️
17.02.2026 04:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0guess who has 2 braincells and has to go back to the vet AGAIN tomorrow bc he managed to open his stitches
17.02.2026 01:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
my heart will go on recorder version
16.02.2026 04:38 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
happy valentine’s day everybody
15.02.2026 00:08 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0let’s all go sometime soon so we can try different ones
14.02.2026 22:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0it’s called khachapuri it’s a georgian pastry, and it’s a cheese bread boat with vegetables and a runny egg on top and it freaking Rules
14.02.2026 22:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
having a religious experience rn
14.02.2026 21:18 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0we are out here getting emotional about Luge
13.02.2026 01:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0he really gets nothing but disrespect
12.02.2026 23:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
i guess i’m the idiot who made tuna salad for lunch
12.02.2026 21:53 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0omg you are so cute
12.02.2026 21:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0YES and chock & bates won their second gold 😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌
09.02.2026 05:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0if boston sports teams ever have 0 haters it means im dead
09.02.2026 04:28 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0hawks won woohoo but FAR more importantly the patriots got their feelings hurt
09.02.2026 04:27 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
08.02.2026 06:02 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Context: this speech is from SIR THOMAS MORE, a history written, as near as scholars can tell, in the early 1600s by 6 or 7 people including Dekker, Heywood, Chettle, Shakespeare, and Munday.
It was never performed, because Jacobean England was a police state and it was banned by the censor.
how am i supposed to get anything done
06.02.2026 16:46 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
brady is being Extremely affectionate since his surgery, any time any part of my body touches the ground he’s trying to sit on me. i’m putting stuff away in the fridge and he’s like Hello
06.02.2026 16:43 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0at a rehab appointment this morning i was talking about watching unrivaled women’s basketball and my clinician goes “oh btw have you heard of that show called heated rivalry” i was like. oh sure. i am aware of it in a totally normal way
05.02.2026 17:44 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"no rapping tonight"
why?
"you rap about patrick swayze everytime, it's embarrassing"
ok
[after one beer]
uh oh y'all it's gettin kinda hazy
HAPPY BIRTH i love youuuuu 😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘
05.02.2026 14:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
there are cottages everywhere for those with eyes to see
05.02.2026 04:05 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
i do love to assemble a colorful rice bowl
05.02.2026 02:49 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
