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@sofignonblanc.bsky.social

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98 Followers  |  62 Following  |  41 Posts  |  Joined: 21.06.2023  |  1.844

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*twas the night before christmas voice*
and the sky was made of amethyst
and all the stars were just like little fish

20.12.2024 05:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

willem dafairweather friend

16.12.2024 03:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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do you guys like my cool pants?

12.12.2024 03:31 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

yeah :) you?

12.12.2024 03:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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santafΓ­a's coming to town (i've actually been here all year because this is the town where i live)

08.12.2024 22:52 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
christmas flowers from me to you

christmas flowers from me to you

flower delivery

06.12.2024 22:53 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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i am so good at my job and i love my job soooo much. unfortunately i do still want to kill myself

03.12.2024 23:57 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i had to jump out of a still-moving lyft this morning because the driver was so busy telling me about how he wanted to come back to my house and fuck me after work to notice that he had turned the wrong way down a one-way street

30.11.2024 01:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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happy thanksgrinching

29.11.2024 01:54 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
a beautiful thanksgiving bouquet arranged by me, sofΓ­a, the thanksgiving grinch, because i'm good at my job regardless of how much i hate this stupid holiday

a beautiful thanksgiving bouquet arranged by me, sofΓ­a, the thanksgiving grinch, because i'm good at my job regardless of how much i hate this stupid holiday

i hate thanksgiving for many reasons. some are personal, some are political, and two are trite:
- too many people chewing in the same room
- when i am uncomfortably full, i want to lie down alone in my own house. i do not want to be full in someone else's house

26.11.2024 20:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

he still is! so now i'm a thanksgiving grinch

24.11.2024 20:34 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

we had been watching the movie while the turkey finished, but my dad, whose job it was every year to set up the dining table, just set out placemats in front of the TV because my mom hadn't specifically asked him to do the thing he did every year. she was angry and i was sad and he was pouting

24.11.2024 20:26 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

the last real thanksgiving dinner i had with my parents (when i was 12), we ate silently in front of a paused indiana jones movie and i have refused to celebrate it ever since

24.11.2024 20:20 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

my beautiful house is so clean and i am planning unspeakable horrors

24.11.2024 14:58 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i want to be evil but unfortunately i have to clean my house first

23.11.2024 04:08 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
joy to the end of the world Playlist Β· SofΓ­a Anastasia Β· 24 items Β· 6 saves

open.spotify.com/playlist/6oL...

23.11.2024 00:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

that is fine, but it is different

23.11.2024 00:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i think we should stop calling it the "explorer's grand slam." you're not exploring anything! you're just doing something dangerous

23.11.2024 00:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

this is my favorite pic of you maybe

21.11.2024 23:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

a second uncircumcised penis has hit the feed

20.11.2024 04:14 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

last time i tried to use bluesky (2023), i logged on and immediately saw a large, circumcised penis. this time, it took three days and it was uncircumcised

20.11.2024 04:03 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

you're paying hundreds of dollars to see MCR. i don't have hundreds of dollars. we are not the same

16.11.2024 18:53 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

not watching the big fight tonight because i believe the only sacred form of violence is revenge

16.11.2024 05:30 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this account is a safe space for evil and deranged women

10.11.2024 15:53 β€” πŸ‘ 4298    πŸ” 964    πŸ’¬ 95    πŸ“Œ 34
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move over "the lord," i'm your shepherd now

15.11.2024 19:43 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

always a dracula, never a dracula's bride

15.11.2024 19:21 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

thank you πŸ₯°

13.10.2023 14:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

sorry to the guy i fainted in front of last night ✌️ thanks for doing nothing, that was the right call

29.09.2023 14:27 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

thank you πŸ₯Ί

24.09.2023 15:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
bathroom

bathroom

this is what i look like. if you even care

24.09.2023 01:24 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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