*twas the night before christmas voice*
and the sky was made of amethyst
and all the stars were just like little fish
@sofignonblanc.bsky.social
your favorite person's favorite person
*twas the night before christmas voice*
and the sky was made of amethyst
and all the stars were just like little fish
willem dafairweather friend
16.12.2024 03:04 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0do you guys like my cool pants?
12.12.2024 03:31 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0yeah :) you?
12.12.2024 03:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0santafΓa's coming to town (i've actually been here all year because this is the town where i live)
08.12.2024 22:52 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0christmas flowers from me to you
flower delivery
06.12.2024 22:53 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0i am so good at my job and i love my job soooo much. unfortunately i do still want to kill myself
03.12.2024 23:57 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i had to jump out of a still-moving lyft this morning because the driver was so busy telling me about how he wanted to come back to my house and fuck me after work to notice that he had turned the wrong way down a one-way street
30.11.2024 01:43 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0happy thanksgrinching
29.11.2024 01:54 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0a beautiful thanksgiving bouquet arranged by me, sofΓa, the thanksgiving grinch, because i'm good at my job regardless of how much i hate this stupid holiday
i hate thanksgiving for many reasons. some are personal, some are political, and two are trite:
- too many people chewing in the same room
- when i am uncomfortably full, i want to lie down alone in my own house. i do not want to be full in someone else's house
he still is! so now i'm a thanksgiving grinch
24.11.2024 20:34 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0we had been watching the movie while the turkey finished, but my dad, whose job it was every year to set up the dining table, just set out placemats in front of the TV because my mom hadn't specifically asked him to do the thing he did every year. she was angry and i was sad and he was pouting
24.11.2024 20:26 β π 12 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0the last real thanksgiving dinner i had with my parents (when i was 12), we ate silently in front of a paused indiana jones movie and i have refused to celebrate it ever since
24.11.2024 20:20 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0my beautiful house is so clean and i am planning unspeakable horrors
24.11.2024 14:58 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0i want to be evil but unfortunately i have to clean my house first
23.11.2024 04:08 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1that is fine, but it is different
23.11.2024 00:06 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i think we should stop calling it the "explorer's grand slam." you're not exploring anything! you're just doing something dangerous
23.11.2024 00:06 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0this is my favorite pic of you maybe
21.11.2024 23:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0a second uncircumcised penis has hit the feed
20.11.2024 04:14 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0last time i tried to use bluesky (2023), i logged on and immediately saw a large, circumcised penis. this time, it took three days and it was uncircumcised
20.11.2024 04:03 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0you're paying hundreds of dollars to see MCR. i don't have hundreds of dollars. we are not the same
16.11.2024 18:53 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0not watching the big fight tonight because i believe the only sacred form of violence is revenge
16.11.2024 05:30 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0this account is a safe space for evil and deranged women
10.11.2024 15:53 β π 4298 π 964 π¬ 95 π 34move over "the lord," i'm your shepherd now
15.11.2024 19:43 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0always a dracula, never a dracula's bride
15.11.2024 19:21 β π 16 π 5 π¬ 0 π 0thank you π₯°
13.10.2023 14:37 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0sorry to the guy i fainted in front of last night βοΈ thanks for doing nothing, that was the right call
29.09.2023 14:27 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0thank you π₯Ί
24.09.2023 15:02 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0bathroom
this is what i look like. if you even care
24.09.2023 01:24 β π 12 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0