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Alex Goldman

@agoldman.bsky.social

I make @hyperfixedpod.bsky.social I used to make Reply All. One day I will be in the ground hopefully flowers will grow out of me Music: Slowfawns.bandcamp.com Western kabuki (the official podcast of Bluesky): patreon.com/weste

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Rusty can you get that for me please

02.12.2025 23:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

[soul calibur announcer voice] everybody knows you're high, and they're mad at you

02.12.2025 13:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1693    ๐Ÿ” 494    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 29    ๐Ÿ“Œ 11

I only left it out because the normies donโ€™t get it

02.12.2025 22:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The crucial difference is all those other ones looked good and were good, so with that track record, it was safe to assume that his subsequent movies would also be good. But instead, they look awful and are bad.

02.12.2025 22:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I canโ€™t believe the director of Aliens, the Abyss, Terminators 1&2, and titanic has wasted the latter part of his career on 12 hours of PS2 cutscenes

02.12.2025 20:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 39    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Shakey Tings

02.12.2025 20:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It was a third party (not Lizza or Nuzzi, but made at Nuzzi's behest) that allegedly made a recording in Florida that has since been destroyed. He set it up as an explosive cliffhanger in Pt. 3, but he basically waved his hands and said "don't worry about that, I got cuckolded" in pt. 4

02.12.2025 19:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m guessing lawyers got involved. But this weekโ€™s installment had no journalistic impropriety, just a lot of Ryan in the cuck chair. I think this goose is cooked

02.12.2025 15:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 28    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Yeah but based on what. What data do they have

01.12.2025 20:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She should get an apology bonus for that. Thatโ€™s just heartless

01.12.2025 18:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

THIS IS WHAT I WANT TO KNOW! This is business decision. They arenโ€™t making a moral stand. So what kind of insight do they have?

01.12.2025 18:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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iHeartRadio Exec Says Company Wonโ€™t โ€˜Play AI Musicโ€™ or Use โ€˜AI Generated Personalitiesโ€™ in Staff Memo iHeartRadio banned AI music, podcasts and radio DJs with a new program called "Guaranteed Human," programming head Tom Poleman wrote in a staff memo.

I Heart radio has pulled an AI artist from the air and its chief programming officer has started an initiative called โ€œguaranteed human.โ€ He says this also applies to their podcasts. www.billboard.com/pro/iheartra...

01.12.2025 05:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 438    ๐Ÿ” 109    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14    ๐Ÿ“Œ 51
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I hate to put my son on blast like this but he made a fan cam for his toy cars and it goes so hard I have to share it

01.12.2025 02:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 87    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Behind the scenes stranger things lore: hopper is so named because he can jump 20-30 feet in the air (this is never mentioned or brought up in the show, but itโ€™s canon)

29.11.2025 23:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 56    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

I didnโ€™t realize she was the one making all of them. Thatโ€™s impressice

29.11.2025 23:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Brother, that shit gets really strange!!!!

29.11.2025 22:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thanks for clarifying cuz I thought that meant blow job job

29.11.2025 22:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Got left on read for this one

29.11.2025 20:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 77    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™d be like โ€œbrother, not on my watchโ€

29.11.2025 20:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If I was in stranger things and I saw the bad guys or monsters or whatever Iโ€™d be like hey bud, chill the heck out!!!! ๐Ÿ˜Ž

29.11.2025 20:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 37    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐Ÿšจ HUGE ๐Ÿšจ news: newly discovered deleted lines from Lukeโ€™s trip to Dagobah in Return of the Jedi give new dimension to his relationship with Yoda

29.11.2025 17:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 63    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

If he's the grinch i'd hate to meet the frownch

29.11.2025 16:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 303    ๐Ÿ” 32    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I love calling things I donโ€™t like โ€œass cheekumsโ€

29.11.2025 17:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Glizzy is short for Eglizabeth

03.11.2025 00:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 150    ๐Ÿ” 16    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This is it. Dude 10000%

28.11.2025 16:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hahahahaha I need to start doing fictional hyperfixed episodes

28.11.2025 16:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That should say 9 to 5 at the end there

28.11.2025 12:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is a good idea and the suggestions are good.

But if I wanted to do a โ€œWomen Rockโ€ marathon made up only of high quality films, which ones would I choose?

28.11.2025 12:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thelma and Louise
Ladies and gentlemen the fabulous stains
Fury Road (I mean max is strapped to a car for half the runtime, thatโ€™s furiosaโ€™s movie)
Salt
Bridesmaids
Romy and Michelleโ€™s High School Reunion
Barb and Star go to Vista Del Mar
Book Smart
Clueless
9 to

28.11.2025 12:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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