Nothing to see here

The straights just being blatantly unaware of queer slang will never not be funny. Just got hit with “Stop acting cunty” in an argument.
Diva, I beg of you to consult a gay before you hit send.

Cosplaying in public is not for the week Jesus Christ I’m Gwen Stacy not a bomb you don’t have to glare.

Watching drama unfold in real time via instagram notes >>>>>>>>

I heard someone on a podcast say that music is boring now and, look, I am saying this as kindly as I can…skill issue.

Btw if you’re arguing with someone and you ever have to stoop to “you’re probably just in love with me or something” levels of petty, you need to grow up.

Did #meangirls teach us nothing?

The sheer force that compels me when I am in the presence of a warm mocha should be studied.
I fucking love a mocha.

Just dyed my hair black.

Mistakes have been made.

Every man who’s ever referred to themselves as alpha in a serious way should be forced to read an omegaverse fanfiction and then thrown into the ocean.

Most attractive quality a person can have is rationality.
SOMETHING needs to balance out my insane emotional instability after all.

Queer couples in straight media: Slay queen!! Watch me serve and do a dance number as comic relief during your crisis! 🥳✨

Queer couples in queer media: I have lived the horrors, I have consumed human flesh, and I will die at the end of this for no reason other than to hurt you specifically.

I am currently discovering the reason people don’t wear running tops with jeans the hard way.

Ew, textures.

“If communism is existed no one would work.”

1.) fuck you
2.) my guy i fucking LOVE my job.

#communist #leftist

“Are we growing up or just going down” or whatever Pete Wentz said

Me with a comically large birthday donut

19 today!!!

Friendly reminder that it’s free Palestine free Congo free Sudan forever. Until everyone is free no one ever truly will be.

Fully forgot I had this app

Woke up from a nap at 2am. This is a form of fucking torture.

Pigeon Party 🕊

#illustration #pigeons #animalart #artsky

Thrilled to discover that the way to say “today there’s fish” in German is literally “it’s giving fish today”

Bro has the face of a sculptor’s dream muse. Who are these people who think this man doesn’t have the face of an angel???
#bobdylan

“Timothee Chalamet is too attractive to play Bob Dylan!!” “Bob Dylan wasn’t that attractive!!”

My siblings in Christ, are we looking at the same man?! Bob-
Bob fucking Dylan?!?!
My man isn’t just attractive he’s genuinely beautiful. My guy has a face one dreams of sketching.

Villain, I have done thy mother.

Happy Hogmanay from Scotland peeps

Music just makes shit better.

Okay so I MAY be in love with the adjuster.
You know what it is? It’s the Monopoly money in the bag. That shit is DIABOLICAL and quite frankly he could get it.
(Also he’s out here killing billionaires and that’s hot as shit)

Honestly…? Lowkey…? Highkey…? Hear me out……
Slay.

Global health doctors are my street team.

Had a dream last night that Dallon Weekes and Hank Green told me I had awesome socks.
Waking up has never been more disappointing.

*walking through the valley of the shadow of death*

Me: Really should've taken an Uber.

A photograph of an Elton John-themed pinball machine released in 2023.

I almost never regret NOT making a purchase, but I regret failing to buy Elton John's personal Elton John-themed pinball machine when it was up for auction earlier this year.

What an error. Imagine welcoming people into your home with Elton John's personal Elton John pinball machine in your foyer.