Mark Zohar

Untruths.

a man in a suit and bow tie is standing in front of a green birdhouse . ALT: a man in a suit and bow tie is standing in front of a green birdhouse .

Her entire testimony.

Please, please, please don't make me do it. I did it.

Traveling with her lighting director. Fierce!

a woman in a red dress holds a microphone and says you get one and you get one we all get one ALT: a woman in a red dress holds a microphone and says you get one and you get one we all get one

You get a transgender, and you get a transgender, we all get a transgender. Transgender for everybody!

AG? More like M-AG-A, amirite?

She is not the Attorney General. She is the Trump General.

Racism. Lies. Racism. Lies. Racism. Lies.

Oh shit!

Can you imagine this guy's reaction at a restaurant when they forget to put the sauce on the side.

Gifting Trump a glue gun and a Michael's gift card seemed harmless at the time.

There's no there there

Get back to work? You sent the House home, Keebler elf. Also, the only work Congressional Republican eunuchs are doing is looking the other way while Trump exerts unitary power over tariffs, declarations of war, foreign policy, and virtually every other power that is vested with Congress.

Yeah, but they've now put their very best *checks notes* former insurance lawyer who has never prosecuted before on the case.

Stephen Miller is malice incarnate in the form a human scrotum.

Early prices? What are early prices? And prices for what, exactly? Do you remember that old fashioned word you loved so much — groceries? The things you put in a bag? The prices for groceries are up, as is inflation, as are farm bankruptcies.

The "Concepts of a Plan" Party.

Correction: Brazilian President Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva and United States President Donald Trump are holding a videoconference call to discuss how much extortion Brazil is willing to accept to lower tariffs.

I believe this is the primary reason they drafted the Second Amendment.

Yeah, Abu Ghraib was politically correct.

And they're worried about Bad Bunny not singing in English at the Superbowl?

MAGA is a middle finger to America.

“You shall not oppress a sojourner. You know the heart of a sojourner, for you were sojourners in the land of Egypt." Exodus 23:9

But but but I saw it on TV

Trump doesn't have 65% popularity in his own marriage.

"If there’s a war zone in Portland, it’s because of them."

All you have to do is look at the TV - President Chauncey Gardiner

The whiniest bitch that ever was.

Two years is the new two weeks.