“I wonder how many times they’re gonna cut to Taylor Swift, right?!😂”

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Today’s show was my last at CNN. My closing message: It’s never a good time to bow down to a tyrant… don’t give in to the lies. Don’t give in to fear. Hold on to the truth… and hope.

Me: *Slides alien $5 and a pudding cup* Take me off this planet please.

Literally happening as we speak

“I need my guns to protect me from the government” THE GOVERNMENT HAS NUKES!!!Okay… NUKES! And drones and planes and tanks and unlimited money and THEY KNOW WHERE U LIVE!

Doctor Doom had billions and was a bad person but NOOOOOOOO all real life billionaires MUST be Batman

I blame Batman for the billionaire sympathizers

It's good that there's a 25% tarriff on imported coffee now. This will incentivize people to purchase American coffee, grown in the New Jersey coffee forests

At this point January is holding us hostage

I bet the neighborhood squirrels make fun of me behind my back

My knees popped and I threw my back out just making this meme.

When r we gonna start giving power hungry men sims 4 instead of a country

Trump signing a Tik Tok extension is like a serial killer saving my life. Like thanks I guess but I’m not just gonna forget what you’ve done

“Relax ur just on a rock floating thru space” ya well I could’ve been on a different more chill rock with chill vibes but I’m NOT

Reels r so bad that I scrolled to my thoughts last night

Jayden Daniel’s is inevitable

I keep opening Tik Tok to nothing but a ban message. This must’ve been what Pavlov’s dog felt like

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Honey I’m home