Esme Weatherwax πŸ“šπŸ§ΆπŸ¦‰πŸŒ³πŸ”¬πŸ“Έ 🌈 ally

Esme Weatherwax πŸ“šπŸ§ΆπŸ¦‰πŸŒ³πŸ”¬πŸ“Έ 🌈 ally

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35 minutes ago

I don't know if one of the ferals got into a fight with a skunk, but the smell is wafting into my house and there's no dead skunk on the road. So, someone got sprayed. Last time it was Bagheera.

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Immigration detention on track for deadliest fiscal year since 2004 Twenty-three people have died since October in ICE custody, as advocates warn about overcrowding and health care access.

Twenty-three people have died since October in ICE custody, as advocates warn about overcrowding and health care access. n.pr/4ujkO80

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2 days ago

4 more weeks until I am off for 2 weeks.

I can do this.

I can do this.

I can do this.

The burnout is so real

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Iykyk

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I have an all day mandatory training tomorrow and a younger, more immature, more impulsive version of me would just quit instead of torturing myself like that.

But I have a fucking mortgage.

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4 days ago

May I present my own potential answer, a Scatter.

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4 days ago

A group of ravens is a murder

A group of dolphins is a pod

A group of ADHD folks is a _____?

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I hate daylights savings time.

I hate it.

I slept in until 930 thinking it was 830 and now my whole day is fucked.

Sounds dumb but I'm very routine oriented

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4 days ago

I hate spring.

Not because of allergies.

All the animals are in heat and breeding and crossing the road being chased or chasing mates.

It's dead cat season.

And I hate it.

I feel like I'm developing ptsd looking out front at the road.

RIP Col Sanders.

They're ferals. Not outdoor cats.

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It's a self care app that reminds me to do all the human adult things like pay your bills, exercise, drink water, water your plants, clean out the fridge, etc.

It does help a little.

Finch app.

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When responding to a post about poison, I mean, kinda, ya?

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I mean, okay, but the owl is still gonna die...."Resulting in a slow and painful death"

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It's spring

Yall might see mice in the house

I get the instinct to get rid of them - diseases n such

Please don't use poison

Mice will flee. Usually outside. Trying to get away

Fox, owls, snakes, as well as dogs and cats will eat them

They can easily die from rat poison exposure

Pls no

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Also, bagheera was adopted out and is an indoor kitty <3 ❀️

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There's another black cat, who looks exactly like Spock, who follows Spock around and is smelling wherever she sits (which is why I think she's female)

I'm gonna name him Mirror.

And everyone needs a trip to the TNR clinic.

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If I could get Spock inside that'd be great. A few days after a meow and a tail in the air and allorubbing I got to pet Rorschach, French Fry, Menace, and Sunshine within a week or two.

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One of the ferals I've been working with for years finally just gave me a meow and a tail in their air

Its Bagheera's sibling, I think, who I named Spock. Who I think may actually be female but I'm keeping the name

If Spock follows the pattern the others did, I get to pet the kitty soon <3

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I know. But I'm still happy that these shit for brains in the cabinet positions can indeed be fired with enough pressure.

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6 days ago

GOODBYE KRISTI NOEM YOU DOG KILLING CUNT

Fired.

Finally.

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It was 2.80 last week....

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"Gas will be a dollar a gallon again!"

Okay, Trump.

Is the $1/gallon in the room with us?

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I was having a shitty morning, again, and then I got this message from my instacart delivery driver.

Looks like everyone is having a super shitty Wednesday

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I don't know where the other eye went, but for 6 that's not bad

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I try my best not to schedule afternoon anything.

Get that panic attack out early in the morning.

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1 week ago

God damn...

It's been a bad beginning of the year for my ferals.

RIP Captain Kirk.

He was hit by a car at some point overnight right outside my front door.

What a shitty fucking start to a Monday.

Please, please, please spay and neuter and keep your cats inside. It's breaking my heart.

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