Esme Weatherwax 📚🧶🦉🌳🔬📸 🌈 ally

Nah, listen to her speech. That was a doozy

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Marjorie Taylor Greene is resigning.

I don't know whose child this is. But Claire is amazing.

This was hung up in a red robin so it's not like I'm posting a private piece at a school.

First 100-150 pages dragged for me the first time and I would have dnfed. I couldn't though because I was a judge and wanted to read the finalists thoroughly before giving a score. Then I got sucked into it so hard i pulled an all nighter to finish

I wonder if any of my future house guests will notice.

They are specifically made to be "hinge decorations".

The last time I made one - but this will have matching wrist warmers and head band

People love dragon scales in molten sunset. It's my most popular order request.

This. Book. Is. Killing. Me. Omg.

I smashed through this reread in two days and I am more riveted on the reread than I was the first time around.

The anticipation knowing the tragedy thats to come is grueling.

Holy shit.

Yall should read this.

She says with maturity and grace.

Right? This shit is fucking wild.

This is hitting so much harder this time around. I really liked it the first time. Now I'm a mom and there's layers here I appreciate more than I did before and it's blowing my mind a little.

#spfbo
#battleofthechampions

Who knows what that email was referencing.

Until we get the pictures, it's up to pur imaginations

yay elephants!

i'm convinced they're smarter than us, it's just that they don't have thumbs to make things with.

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Birthday party for kiddo is tomorrow.

I'm talking with my mom on the phone about the food I'm serving.

"No salad?"

Automatically, without thinking, I script The Simpsons at her

Imma do it

With the power of YouTube and dreams I shall manifest this

Does nostalgia ever physically hurt? Like a small ache in the center of your chest?

Ah yes.

Excessively planning only to do something impulsive instead at the last moment.

I am overly familiar with this cycle.

I need a treehouse office.

I need it now.

I feel a new obsession coming on.

I've got the fuckin trees big enough to support it, too.

Oh lawd.

It feels like this author writes books just for me lol. They stick with me as well

I can't seem to wrap my brain around new stories since my capacity is so low due to stress.

Time to re-read an amazing book about sentient spiders in space.

"allies" of the lgb community that refuse to include trans people under their umbrella - at least that's my understanding of the full context. bottom line, antitrans.

The best part about being an adult is messing with my mom.

I'd seriously love to get kiddo to draw each ninja turtle and then me, my husband, my brother, and maybe his wife, all get them tattooed...

Oh my.

I feel like I was productive enough yesterday that I shouldn't need to work today.... I don't need PTO, I did two days worth of work yesterday, so that means I get today off, ya?