This sucks. A lot.

I know from my own experience doing it— it is NOT expensive to pay humans to do this. I got invaluable development working there. As did countless others.

But hey look at that, here’s a feedback form in case you also think it sucks www.mlssoccer.com/feedback/rec...

I understand! Looking forward to the data. Thank you for your fantastic work!

@mlsstat.bsky.social Any data on the Charlotte FC vs NY Red Bulls from last night?

"It's not MSNBC anymore, Lemon. It's MS NOW. We bought the name off of a defunct multiple sclerosis awareness organization. It wasn't cheap, but we were able to save some money by selling Brian Williams to a Saudi prince who wanted to expand his harem."

It sounds crazy but that was an absolute must win for RBNY to save their season.

They playoff line seems to be about 52 pts(!) in the East, which has 10(!) teams with +4GD or better.

Even after sneaking out the win, RBNY likely need 16pts in their final 8 games with a tough schedule.

So Jersey. So Metro. So good. #RBNY

NEWS: #RBNY have added NYRB II midfielder Nehuén Benedetti to a short-term agreement ahead of their match against Philadelphia Union.

Here’s Your Cheat Sheet for Vaccine Recommendations Backed by Science These graphics will guide you through science-based vaccine guidelines for children and adults

Vaccination schedules on the CDC website have already started changing under RFK Jr. So we published a guide to the evidence-based vaccine recommendations in place *before* all 17 members of the advisory panel were abruptly dismissed by the new admin. www.scientificamerican.com/article/see-... 🧪

YouTube video by Seeing Red: The NY Soccer Roundup Episode 618: RBNY Can't Find the Net in Austin

We're back to run down the #RBNY setback in Austin, and prep for a visit to a very poor Toronto side. Bradley to RB2 chat, too! @battista.bsky.social guest-hosts:

youtu.be/6hYFrWENPPA

THIS A UNITED STATES SENATOR ELECTED BY THE PEOPLE OF CALIFORNIA BEING PHYSICALLY SHOVED OUT OF A MEETING ABOUT WHAT THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT IS DOING TO THE BIGGEST CITY IN OUR STATE.

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The “american dream” is the most expensive and powerful entity in the world standing in front of a taco shop in Minneapolis, with military grade weapons to destroy families

Please note “make tacos not walls” behind them

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Is there a way to text 0 to STOP an entire party's messaging strategy?

It was Concacafy, but Gotham FC win inaugural Concacaf W Champions Cup With two saved penalties and a successful follow-up by Esther, Gotham FC make history.

It was Concacafy, but #GothamFC win inaugural Concacaf W Champions Cup!

My initial thoughts, post game quotes from Mandy Freeman, and some late night analysis of those penalties on my Substack. Good night!

jennassources.substack.com/p/it-was-con...

The FIRST-EVER ConcacafW Champions Cup Winners!

Congrats, #GothamFC!! 🏆

A team from the New York area winning a continental championship ought to be a rather big deal. It certainly would be if it happened on the men's side. Will it be for Gotham?

2025 US Open Cup Round 5: Red Bulls use “cup magic” to score late equalizer, beat FC Dallas in PKs On a night at Sports Illustrated Stadium that felt more like a First Round game in terms of weather, with cold wind and rain coming down on Harrison, N.J., as opposed to a Round of 16 match – the…

#USOC2025 R5: The @newyorkredbulls.com overcame two deficits and forced penalty kicks to beat FC Dallas, 2-2 (4:3 on pks). AJ Marcucci made the fifth round save to put #RBNY into the Quarterfinals.

Recap by @battista.bsky.social, photos by @jaypei.bsky.social >> thecup.us/2025/05/22/2...

This is already how games work if you are over 35

‘We’re being hunted. That’s how we feel.’ ICE activity puts an MLS fan group on pause For members of Nashville SC's Latin American supporter group, there's a fear of attending games amid local immigration-related raids

NEW: As ICE's raids stoke fear, La Brigada De Oro has paused its Nashville SC matchday involvement. Co-founder Abel Acosta spoke about a harrowing reality.

“Our community is being terrorized right now. It’s in shambles. ... we’re being hunted. That’s how we feel.”
www.nytimes.com/athletic/634...

"Terrible things are happening outside. Poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes. Families are torn apart... children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared." Anne Frank, 1943

Local News 12-year-old boy left alone on sidewalk after ICE raid in Massachusetts boston By Updated on: May 13, 2025 / 8:53 AM EDT / CBS Boston A 12-year-old boy was left behind on a street after an immigration raid in Waltham, Massachusetts. United States Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) agents were seen on camera leaving the boy by himself on a sidewalk after arresting the person he was with on Felton Street recently. Neighborhood Watch volunteers were able to get the boy home safely.

You can't make this up.

ICE left a 12-year-old completely abandoned on the street after abducting the adult he was with.

www.cbsnews.com/boston/news/...

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Hell of a match! Perfect time to play the Galaxy and a massive needed confidence boost ahead of a busy time for #RBNY! #MLS

SINCE 1879 😭

Introducing futi A next-gen football live score app that lets fans see the game like the pros do

We're excited to announce futi, a next-gen football live score app that lets fans see the game like the pros do.

We'll be showing off features soon, testing in MLS this summer and expanding to other leagues as quickly as we can.

Here's an intro to how futi works and what makes it different:

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Sofo was rightly selfish with his shots, as a forward should be. But #RBNY 3-1 up, a header forward into the box lands at ex-Bundesliga striker Choupo-Moting, and the man sets up a center back to score a goal. What a man haha #USOC

RBNY in the US Open Cup! (Also a Miami match that happened but anyway) RBNY are in the Western side of the US Open Cup against the USL side Colorado Switchbacks- The US Open Cup being the fastest way to a trophy for RBNY.

Tonight, #RBNY play in the #USOC, my favorite continental tourney (sorry CCC), I did a quick preview of tonight and review of the weekend. I barely managed to squeeze this one out in a busy work week. Enjoy! open.substack.com/pub/rbnwhy/p...

Red Bulls Boss Sandro Schwarz on ‘Creating Emotions’ in the U.S. Open Cup Michael Battista sat for a chat with head coach Sandro Schwarz about his Red Bulls (MLS) entering the U.S. Open Cup in the Round of 32 and the importance of building atmosphere, emotion and identity

The US Open Cup is back! Hey @newyorkredbulls.com fans, need something to read before tonight’s @opencup.ussoccer.com match? You can read my article with #RBNY head coach Sandro Schwarz where we talk #USOC2025, cup competitions, creating emotional moments, & more.

www.ussoccer.com/stories/2025...