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Future widow with a terrible secret, current apprentice at Tattoo Good Things | she/they
You better move your feet if you donβt want to eat a meal thatβs called fist city π₯ micron and prismacolor on arches in a thrifted frame
21.03.2025 18:03 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Tattoo stencil under my nail, fear in my heart.
20.03.2025 15:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I got 75 cent vegan wings at a dive bar and I think thatβs as close to equality that Iβm gonna get.
08.03.2025 02:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Donβt worry yβall, Mudflap is pissing the snow away one cubic centimeter at a time.
16.02.2025 18:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I want chocolate and a head in a box.
14.02.2025 13:53 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yes, I woke up incandescent with rage again.
04.02.2025 15:25 β π 219 π 26 π¬ 10 π 0Full bush and a thong in the TSA security line.
27.01.2025 16:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Just me and my dog and an impossible view.
27.01.2025 00:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Iβd appreciate it if someoneβs dad would pay to heat the outside actually.
22.01.2025 13:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Okay but it was crazy to feel like we were living through prohibition for 16 hours.
20.01.2025 14:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Uncanny resemblance.
19.01.2025 18:02 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My dad embodying Buddhism and lovingkindness better than most people I know without trying or realizing is an absolutely wild, Lynchian plot twist.
18.01.2025 16:15 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Corn dog curse
18.01.2025 03:04 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0When the social media apps I have now also inevitably go away, thatβs it for me. Iβm going analog and leaving cryptic messages and Polaroid photos around town in ziplock baggies.
13.01.2025 16:02 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My favourite movie nanogenre is Nicole Kidman being a horny freak.
13.01.2025 04:10 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0[Jello Biafra voice] when ya get fumbled
09.01.2025 15:16 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0light as a feather, stiff as a board.
05.01.2025 22:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
βAs our spirits are one, so too shall be our flesh. You are mine.β
Nosferatu (2024)
Dir. Robert Eggers
Just when you think things canβt get worse, you splash diva cup water in your eye.
05.01.2025 04:20 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 02025 resolution is to ensure I behave so badly I donβt get reincarnated again.
02.01.2025 17:43 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The harder the rain, the lower the flowers in the garden bend.
01.01.2025 18:27 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0George Strait implies the existence of George Gay.
27.12.2024 21:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A festive week.
27.12.2024 13:08 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0We are definitely running full speed into another jaunty cap, waist coat, and mutton chop era.
27.12.2024 00:50 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0There was a person next to the group I saw it with who was also very fucked up but respectful! The true plague of Nosferatu.
27.12.2024 00:46 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0me: why do parents even bring their kids to things theyβre too little to remember
also me: Iβm gonna take my colourblind purse dog to the park so she can see Christmas lights
All transphobes are ugly and bad drivers.
23.12.2024 22:08 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0throat coat cult
22.12.2024 01:15 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Eyes Wide Shut is my favourite Christmas movie.
19.12.2024 19:35 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
While yβall are having your childhood crushes exercised out of you like evil spirits, I continue to worship at the altar of mine.
19.12.2024 03:14 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
