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Thoughts before John Cena retires
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Had to right a wrong from my childhood before Cena retired

oh dear.

They still update this???

Somehow this is Ian Flynn's fault

Genuinely 1 good song and the rest is ass 💀💀

When you're an easily bored 11 year old with no patience for boring stuff like "plot" and "character moments" these might as well be the best games ever made

I've always weirdly loved Just Cause 3 & 4. If you asked me what the plot is I genuinely couldn't tell you I just like flying around and blowing shit up, using the grappling hook and the wingsuit. It's amazing

and why arent they helping gamefreak 💀

"Wow I wonder who attacked Punk at wargames"
The straightest man you've ever met in your entire life: THE ASSES MATCH UP IT WAS AUSTIN THEORY IT HAS TO BE

WTF DO YOU MEAN PRIME 4 RUNS AT 60FPS ON SWITCH 1, WHO ARE THESE OPTIMIZATION WIZARDS AT RETRO STUDIOS

why is it that whenever someone gets exposed it's for touching kids. like why dont you get exposed for robbing a bank or some shit 😭

Fun fact: Jim Carrey actually wasn't supposed to be in Sonic 3. He just showed up on set with a cloning device and started doing random shit and they kept the cameras rolling for some reason

(Source: Variety)

Y'know I've played RD2 like 5 times but I've never beaten this game. Not gonna buy it on switch cuz it's free on PS Plus but hey, might finally play it

incredibly rich from the fuck who instead of remastering his films properly plastered them with ai so bad it made practical stunts look like they were cgi but. whatever.

Christmas idea: Put the Jschlatt and Yuno Miles Christmas albums in a playlist and hit shuffle and see how your family reacts

doomscrolling is already bad for you, this gotta be like. twice as bad mentally

Holy shit I gotta get this game

okay listen posting about porn wasn't on my to-do list but someone mentioned this to me and i checked and it was real so 😭

Losing my shit laughing they got pornhub shorts now 😭😭😭

"man who is happy jumping through barbed wire wrapped tables that are on fire would like to go back to wrestling on main event" like do people not realize how stupid that sounds? 💀

METROID CAN JUMP????

Chiitan Knight will continue to spread his message until there are no more transgender people who are subjected to unjustified criticism and slander♡
Let's create a world where we can all love freely🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

Thank GOD this shit isn't gonna happen I am not tryna see Roman hold a title ever again

so if being a human starts at conception why is our gender based off of what we are at birth?

or hell if they come to an agreement with Evening Star...

Probably not lmao, but either way I think 2d Sonic would be in good hands

Also Sega port advance. Like, Widescreen with the drop dash and maybe remixed sound and music since GBA sound can be crunchy (AS LONG AS THERES AN OPTION TO SWAP TO THE ORIGINAL). It would print money as long as you don't pull the deluxe/plus variant bullshit from origins

I do hope Arzest gets another shot at a 2d sonic, whether it's classic or modern. IMO superstars has some of the best level design in the classic series. My only real issue with the game is how shit the bosses are, so if they got to make a game with better bosses and fun theming it could be sick

YouTube video by Cybershell Was Sonic Superstars really that bad?

Can't believe Cybershell beat Bickuribox12 to making a Sonic Superstars video