Throckmorton Ensignia

I might seem sexy, but I am in fact sexist. Know the difference!

Welcome to the official Fistfucking Social Network, have a seat and you'll be in good hands in no time…or will the hands be in you? Reighmeighns to be seen, I think.

I don't want likes or love, just porridge, salami, and a revolving-door troupe of sexy yet also cartoony fursonas to make my life mean something.

New and improved back from prison ready to date, perambulate, and masturbate. Who's with me?!?!?!

Nancy Drew risking everything because the thrill of getting caught makes her pussy wet. She really wants to get caught soo she can spread her legs open for her new owner and get dicked down right there in public. Is this what we in America want for 2024?

Actually her name was Carnessa Jenthalamus Bourgelott. She was six feet -3" and she had blond pouffy hair down to her waist. She had eyes bluer than an asphyxiated baby and she was a Hufflepuff. But now shes dead, she died going down Liam Neeson Falls. Soooo how does that make you feel

In San Antonio now, looking at all the billboards...AARP on strike now, no old people left. Why do we live in such a perambulating world?

I hope he and that BITCH of a wife he has are happy now at their holiday pad in Lithuania. Fucking hate how the rich will just drive sports cars and have exotic features in their houses, like throw rugs and couch cushions with ice buckets under them to sit on when it gets hot. Smh. 🙄🙄🙄

My dear partner Charmantha just recently said to me "Give me two ticks, Throcky." But I couldn't do that to the one I love. I could never give her any blood-sucking insects. Maybe I'm worthless. Who knows? How about we check out that frozen yogurt place that just opened? Sounds good to me, champ.

Get off Linux. Have a nice day. Stop interacting with your transphobic aunt Brenda on Farmville. Do whatever it takes to heal, okay my darling son Thistlethwaithe?

It's so heartbreaking that Jimmy Page or whoever the guy is from Wipers felt himself to be as good as a lowly windscreen wiper just because he's gay and autistic. I hope he heals, maybe has his name on a few papers now.

Homophobic twinks...heartbreaking...this really says a lot about the divisive, cultish factions of the HGTV+ community. 😔

You used to FUCK me on my cellphone...things haven't been the same since you switched to Windows Live Messenger 🤒

Girl! Stop that nonsense right now! Your white brother is way too angular for his own good!

I chilled on her bits last night, in a manner resembling Tage Erlander...on second thought, maybe Millard Fillmore. I don't know, this "hustle culture" thing can truly leave you deaf and blind on occasion.

Bro. You don't understand. I got that antelope in me.

New genre of music: Guitarless. This is like drumless only they remove the guitars from guitar-based songs. Examples of such music can include The Zombies, Wilco, and Pet Shop Boys. I think this will catch on in a big way.

My life is a movie...Backdoor Shemales 3

You can take my Connect 3 from my cold dead hands, Buster. The economy is rough and you're in your mansion penthouse saying this...so inconsiderate, much like a walk-in freezer.

Why don't they ever make Thanksgiving music? I don't want a lot for Thanksgiving, there is just one thing I need: Genocide of Native Americans and a hot slice of turkey!

Your skin was showing.
Buildings, support beams going.
Hot day, smoke was blowing.
Where do you think you're going, baby?

Sorry for my month-long absence BTW I was taking a shit.

Dog"GIRLS". Cat"BOYS". F*** you. I want to live outside of these societal boundaries. I believe change is a beautiful thing and it starts here. Dogboys, catgirls, and just you wait until the nonbinary platoon comes a-marching in, big dog! Disaster is on the menu!

A beautiful still-life photo I took in Finland. I hope you enjoy it.

I didn't "go to bed". I sat my white ass down and LISTENED.

Stephen Universe

Roses are red violets are blue we're just two lost souls swimming in a fish dish year after year. Or whatever Mariah Carey said.