Jason Meyer

Instead of hats, she throws heads.

Marlon Brando as Col. Kurtz in “Apocalypse Now” and captioned with the words “The onions… the mustard.”

Monty Python scene in which John Cleese’s foreigner uses a malevolently incorrect “translation book” that confuses and angers Terry Jones’s shopkeeper with phrases like “My hovercraft is full of eels.”

All it took…

Bob Wilson, acclaimed Chicago stage actor, dies at 63 Bob Wilson​, a veteran of the Chicago stage who could channel the comedic, the surreal, the absurd, and the melancholy, passed away this week.

Bob’s legacy and the Chicago theater people who stepped up to help ease his exit have collectively been the best part of a terrible time.

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“That’s Allen for you. But he’s usually not at the putting things on his head, ‘get me, I’m drunk as a trunk’ stage until later in the party.”

A large tree limb downed on a sidewalk is helpfully topped with a traffic cone to “warn” passersby.

No, we can’t cut this to stay off the sidewalk .. but nonetheless, you should watch yourself there.

Seems that no matter what intervention takes place while away, we lose most plants on summer vacation. They’re like, “Well, if those giants are not even going to stay here in this heat, what are we sticking around for? Basil, out.” [SHRIVEL, WILT, DIE]

Yet another “for want of Oxford commas someone fell into the Phantom Zone” sermon? FINE, WE GET IT, AND YOU CAN STOP

They were bun-and-done.

They really aren’t that different, if I remember. Certainly they both have a character named El Guapo.

My fears for the afterlife include that watching this would be the exciting part of a “day.”

Or maybe you mean BS?

Scrabble board where “Q” is on the verge of placement in a Triple Letter Score square that would complete “IQ” and “EQ” WHICH ARE TOTALLY WORDS HUMAN PEOPLE USE.

One tile. Sixty-two points. Stolen from me because of some nonsense about “no acronyms.”

(LOOKS UP FROM SCREEN)
It’s begun. The attacks. They’re happening.
(PICKS UP RED PHONE)

Ruin a book’s title by replacing one word with butthole:

V.C. Andrews’ Flowers in the Butthole

YouTube video by tennesseejed93 SchoolHouse Rock - No More Kings

Lynne Ahrens was a 22 year old guitar-playing secretary/copywriter at the advertising firm of McCaffrey & McCall when she was asked by producer George Newell if she’d like to contribute songs to the new Schoolhouse Rock project.

She wrote and sang “No More Kings.”

Think of her this weekend.

Always with the paddles, this place.

When I say "Chicago" I don't mean "The Bear", I mean like Magikist.

“Shoot Foot”

Something For Nothing Heiruspecs · A Tiger Dancing · Song · 2004

It took me until this to get their name. Now I just feel offal.
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Bonci?

Tom and Tom regret trusting TomTom.

Their dad is not going to like what I’m about to tell him about Olestra. Hornik men about to go 0-for-Easter.

YouTube video by CNN Fox News host throws ax, hits drummer

Above all, maintain clean CHOPSEC.
youtu.be/pMrVdFnjEjs?...

Logo of Japan’s Ryukyu Golden Kings basketball team, with supercool flamey lines

Can’t type right now. Motion would mar the lower back tattoo I’m getting right now.

Like my goal to be this generation’s Babe Ruth? Some say it’s delusion, but I call it Bambition.

It was indeed thrilling to hear this badly needed level of “no, please be specific” and not letting go.

Release the “Flow” Butthole Cut.

A real, and totally not photoshopped, Topps trading card for Coppola's The Conversation starring Gene Hackman.

Did anyone else collect the trading cards for Coppola’s The Conversation when you were a kid?

TCM schedule for Tues Jan 21 2025 with “Daytime Theme: How To Fight Nazis”

Tomorrow’s @tcmtv.bsky.social. Set those DVRs!