I, am the Dan, In The Box

“Checkmate, muthafucka! I can read minds and shit. Now what?!”

Violence comes in many forms.

They are trolling us.

People keep wondering why they're going after Venezuela. It's because they want to do regime change and control its oil, then use a big tract of land there to keep a tax free "network state" that looks like Dubai but operates like Rhodesia. They are saying this out loud! Believe them!

I jokingly asked my friends if you could bet on Phillip Rivers exploding like a piñata when he takes a blindside sack.

Has he claimed there were drugs on the oil tanker yet?

Asked what would happen with the oil, Trump said: "We keep it, I guess."

I guess?! Can we please article 25 this clown and reclaim our country?

Same headline.

Seven years apart. 🤡

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Fake president.

A group of pugs is called a grumble and I’m wondering how I was able to go this long without knowing that.

Me 20 years ago in the marine corps.

19 years ago. Damn it goes fast.

He is on drugs.

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What the fuck is that guy wearing? I guess clowns need costumes.

Every damn day, there is something more ridiculous and awful than the last. It is exhausting.

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JUST NOW: "This is like Alice in Wonderland", Judge Breyer says when trying to get the DOJ to explain to him why what happened in CA is a "rebellion" justifying the deployment of the National Guard. "Words just mean what you want them to mean?"

Circular Moonn

It must be hard to make a living in satire right now when real life keeps one upping your material.

How is this real? How do we have the absolute worst people in our society running our government right now? These clowns know they are the bad guys and are proud of it, they lean into it, they don’t even try to hide it.

bugs bunny is riding on the back of a horse ALT: bugs bunny is riding on the back of a horse

I’m not worried about Looney Tunes.

this shit is just beyond parody, man

It is almost like Zuckerberg’s most profitable ideas were stolen. 🤔

Mockler: It's honestly humiliating that other countries are treating our president like a child, like a baby. It's like if I created a peace prize and I gave it to myself. I'm like, I'm just going to keep this medal on all night. Our president is an actual child

They are very good at this.

This is the writing equivalent of someone who thinks they are an amazing singer, because no one wants to be mean and tell them they sound terrible, or people do tell them, but they don’t believe it, because they think they only say that due to jealousy. Where do they get such confidence?

I don’t know what a FIFA peace prize is, but these soccer assholes love giving him fake prizes and trophies.

The premise of your argument illustrates my sycophantic defense of a poorly constructed and indefensible lie, therefore it is not well-founded.

Every one of these masked men should be held accountable and soon. If this doesn’t piss you off you are part of the problem.