god⚡️peed you! black emperor

any of y’all remember penis hut, home of the personal pan penis?

tortoiseshell cat being scritched under the chin

hehe I did :D

I love petting my cat

every time I log back on here it seems like will stancil has said a brand new stupid thing, ig we’re on the same cycle

we need a butlerian jihad against AI

people who persistent fail to use their turn signal when driving should be legally required to get “doofus” tattooed in big block letters on their forehead

might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen

wrap it up folks, we’ve found the ur-libertarian

the one finnish wizard at hogwarts

nothing like the freedom of wearing boxers for the day. balls get to sag down low, big man gets to stay plump and firm with room to spread out, and that bulge just won’t quit. truly cranks up the bde to full blast 😜

it happens to the best of us 😔

always so funny when people think that service workers being polite and doing their jobs mean they have a shot with them romantically lmao

a queer mob boss named Don Binary

the day he logs off is the day the internet dies

this urge came true (I started a master of public health program)

NYC mayor eric adams at a podium in front of an albanian flag, dressed in traditional albanian clothing with a red and black scarf draped across his shoulders. Photographers in the foreground

I understand eric adams here bc after seeing a picture of dua lipa I too felt full allegiance to the country of albania

they hate to see a kirked up white boy bust it down sexual style

out here leaning off that charlie perc

picture of 32oz beer can with a 5.2% lager in it sitting next to a copy of the fort bragg cartel by seth harp

book and comically large can check (from last night)

yeah that’s right I’m a fag (friend [of] all gatos)

fr yeeted my ass

fell off my bike so hard today that I dislodged my chain from the pedal gear lmao

I personally can’t believe the clout demon was also a demon in other ways

guy giving big thumbs up to stick figure, all scribbled in MS paint

“west germany wouldn’t have functioned without keeping former nazi officials”

it’s so hard to process without feeling totally insane

oh yeah absolutely, i’ve already heard so many secondhand anecdotes of this shit

it’s insane how in like a year we’ve created mega-schizophrenia