god⚡️peed you! black emperor

god⚡️peed you! black emperor

@licensedt0ill.bsky.social

number one arête fan worldwide

4,850 Followers 144 Following 1,039 Posts Joined May 2023
3 weeks ago

any of y’all remember penis hut, home of the personal pan penis?

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1 month ago
tortoiseshell cat being scritched under the chin
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1 month ago

hehe I did :D

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1 month ago

I love petting my cat

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2 months ago

every time I log back on here it seems like will stancil has said a brand new stupid thing, ig we’re on the same cycle

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3 months ago

we need a butlerian jihad against AI

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3 months ago

people who persistent fail to use their turn signal when driving should be legally required to get “doofus” tattooed in big block letters on their forehead

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4 months ago
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might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen

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4 months ago

wrap it up folks, we’ve found the ur-libertarian

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4 months ago

the one finnish wizard at hogwarts

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4 months ago

nothing like the freedom of wearing boxers for the day. balls get to sag down low, big man gets to stay plump and firm with room to spread out, and that bulge just won’t quit. truly cranks up the bde to full blast 😜

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4 months ago

it happens to the best of us 😔

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4 months ago

always so funny when people think that service workers being polite and doing their jobs mean they have a shot with them romantically lmao

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4 months ago

a queer mob boss named Don Binary

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5 months ago

the day he logs off is the day the internet dies

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5 months ago

this urge came true (I started a master of public health program)

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5 months ago
NYC mayor eric adams at a podium in front of an albanian flag, dressed in traditional albanian clothing with a red and black scarf draped across his shoulders. Photographers in the foreground

I understand eric adams here bc after seeing a picture of dua lipa I too felt full allegiance to the country of albania

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5 months ago

they hate to see a kirked up white boy bust it down sexual style

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5 months ago

out here leaning off that charlie perc

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6 months ago
picture of 32oz beer can with a 5.2% lager in it sitting next to a copy of the fort bragg cartel by seth harp

book and comically large can check (from last night)

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7 months ago

yeah that’s right I’m a fag (friend [of] all gatos)

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7 months ago

fr yeeted my ass

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7 months ago

fell off my bike so hard today that I dislodged my chain from the pedal gear lmao

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7 months ago

I personally can’t believe the clout demon was also a demon in other ways

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7 months ago
guy giving big thumbs up to stick figure, all scribbled in MS paint

“west germany wouldn’t have functioned without keeping former nazi officials”

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8 months ago

it’s so hard to process without feeling totally insane

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8 months ago

oh yeah absolutely, i’ve already heard so many secondhand anecdotes of this shit

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8 months ago

it’s insane how in like a year we’ve created mega-schizophrenia

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