Candace

To know me is to know that if I have to go into the office, I’m gonna be there by 8am.

Why is why a 2am message from my manager asking me to be sure I’m in by 10am was not well received.

Violet the Valkyries mascot

She’s here and she’s farsighted

Please go on here and delete yo shit.

a man in a blue shirt is smiling in the woods and says okay . ALT: a man in a blue shirt is smiling in the woods and says okay .

Got in this car and the driver immediately resumed his phone conversation

Luckily, it veered to the side of us and after a few unsuccessful attempts, scaled the wall into our complex.

It looked like a scared baby coyote so I don’t think it would have attacked us, but it’s certainly not something I was prepared for at 6:30am.

This morning a coyote ABSOLUTELY almost ran up on me and C.

We were on the main street because I’ve realized she prefers to 💩 on grass. I noticed something blurry sprinting towards us and when it got close enough I realized it was a coyote.

I’ve only just seen the clip I posted and that alone was enough for the rest of my lifetime. It’s no joke!

I almost couldn’t believe how bad it was

I need to start packing but it’s supposed to be 90 degrees and also the chance of thunderstorms??

YouTube video by Lodey Chirin no Suzu - Chirin's Transformation

Like why was I watching this when my brain wasn’t fully developed?

😂 😂 The last time this happened to me was with Hereditary and I haven't been back for a horror movie since, outside of Us and Sinners (if we're calling it that)

Sometimes I remember my parents scarring me as a sensitive young child by getting this on VHS.

I watched it once and never again but I’ll never forget it

B wanted to stay home and do chores so I had a lovely solo date at Golden Gate Park to see the band play. Also got started on book #7 for this year

We watched Hot Ones with that young man from Home Alone and not having heard from him since that movie, what a surprise to hear his voice

“More pie”

Y’all are so sweet

Just bought a cookie from some gals raising money for drum corps and I didn’t even know they had that up here

The first time I went there we got the red velvet bread pudding and I’ve not stopped thinking about it. That and the beignet tree

Thrifty Ice Cream is making a comeback after Rite Aid’s collapse Thrifty Ice Cream’s new owners promise to keep the classic recipes while expanding the brand with new flavors and broader retail availability.

Thrifty Ice Cream’s new owners promise to keep the classic recipes while expanding the brand with new flavors and broader retail availability.

A perfectly timed bus transfer >>>

🤣 tbh I think she thought it was a dog and just wanted to get close to say hi, but I like the version where she was protecting her turf more

👀

I told B last year that if anyone approached him with this scenario, to shut it down immediately.

I love love but someone else’s wedding isn’t the time to propose.

The Creole Lady
Gaga
Adele
with money left over

The sport is baddie breaking… to pursue a woman with disingenuous intent… not to love them for who they are … but to break them into pieces of utility

Same, I will always skip a hash brown if presented to me.

I love diner style hash browns though

a woman wearing glasses and a shirt that says steminist is sitting in a chair with her arms outstretched . ALT: a woman wearing glasses and a shirt that says steminist is sitting in a chair with her arms outstretched .

This job is trying to break my soul but I got up and worked out for the first time since I started back in June, and it was a great way to start the day.

AND my boss was out of office so I didn't get a gazillion pings?

I'm sad they didn't bring the Spades tournament back to TFR this year

Doechii tickets secured

One of the things I love most abt Mariah and Bey is that whenever they not on a stage and have to deal with the common folk, they gon pop that edible and you gon get whatever you get 😂😂😂

This is Milo. He noticed you were packing for a trip. Wouldn't want you to forget the essentials. 12/10 (TT: mikrawrrrrr)